That is a lot of questions and Souji takes a moment to process them. He knows the answers but it's a few unblinking seconds before he can answer. Unblinking because his eyes burn.

"It's chicken. I'm deep frying it, so it gets this crust." He points it out as though it weren't clear enough just be looking. "It makes it crunchy."

And then there's the Colonel. "No, he's dressed like that for fun. The way he's made, he has a white suit on."

And finally the cake. He picks up a piece to show the strawberries inside. "It's white cake with whipped cream and strawberries. Christmas cake."