Because I, unlike other celebrities, am a robot! Built to entertain and to dazzle the masses! My entire purpose is to bring joy to those I see and leave their life all the brighter for it!

[He strikes a pose as he says this, sticking a leg out and tilting his head to the side as his hands rest jauntily on his "hips".]

While others can get run down, I keep going and going and going! The perks of running on electricity and magic.

[He gives Souji a quick wink, not breaking his pose for a moment.]