"WE'RE THE FIRST LIVING PREY these SCHMUCKS have SEEN in a FEW MILLENIA. That OR the MULTIVERSE JUST HATES YOU! You know, reassuring stuff! PICK YOUR PLATITUDE etcetera!"
[You're doing GREAT kid; with all that attention you're calling to your spindly legs, these creatures will be sure to eat you first! Bill seems all too content to lounge on Morty’s back, but after a wayward dart lodges itself between one of his bricks his mood swiftly changes.]
"UGH, seems I have to remind these losers who the Nightmare in charge around here REALLY is. WHATEVER you DO, KID, DON’T. WATCH. THIS!!”
[As Bill faces away, what Morty will hear next can only be described as a cacophony of pure violence dipped in terror with a bit of insanity sprinkled on top and possibly a trace of lemon; so much so that it is hard to tell whether the sounds emitting are those of the creatures behind him or some ungodly force from a realm beyond— but hey! Whatever gets the job done, right?
When they break past the last line of foliage the pyramid is in sight! True, that’s because it's massive and perspective is lying temptress, but surely it’s closer than before!]
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[You're doing GREAT kid; with all that attention you're calling to your spindly legs, these creatures will be sure to eat you first! Bill seems all too content to lounge on Morty’s back, but after a wayward dart lodges itself between one of his bricks his mood swiftly changes.]
"UGH, seems I have to remind these losers who the Nightmare in charge around here REALLY is. WHATEVER you DO, KID, DON’T. WATCH. THIS!!”
[As Bill faces away, what Morty will hear next can only be described as a cacophony of pure violence dipped in terror with a bit of insanity sprinkled on top and possibly a trace of lemon; so much so that it is hard to tell whether the sounds emitting are those of the creatures behind him or some ungodly force from a realm beyond— but hey! Whatever gets the job done, right?
When they break past the last line of foliage the pyramid is in sight! True, that’s because it's massive and perspective is lying temptress, but surely it’s closer than before!]