[he holds up the two pistols and gives them a gunslinger-esque twirl. behold the power of cybernetic joints and finger extensions. they make this possible for even the furriest of cyborgs.]

Nice, huh? That last event got me attached to these stupid things. Wouldn't want 'em in a real fight, 'cause that twelve bullet thing's a bitch, but they got a nice little bang on 'em. And they're fun.