the party don't start til...

[chloroformedthejanitor]

Who: Annie and YOU GREAT PARTY GOERS
Where: the beach, near the docks.
When: saturday the 14th, starting at 5pm
Rating: M (or R?) just to be safe~
Summary: Annie's sick of every event being awful, so why not make her own event?? Yeah??? JUST COME PARTY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
The Story:



Behold! The world's most thrown together invitation to the most thrown together party that Annie has ever thrown. You probably got one if you live in the mansion. Or spend any time there at all. They were posted on doors, shoved under them, and even, in some special cases, rolled up and put into fruit baskets and left at the entrance to the caves. But anyway.

Come one, come all!

Comments

[chloroformedthejanitor]

[For her part, Annie had no idea there was a...thing living down by the docks. She had no idea that by throwing the party, people would disturb it and she had no idea it just wanted to sleep! Really! She swears on her Bubbe's life. She would've moved the party! Promise!!

But, as it is, Annie had no idea and now her party's being ruined by a giant thing. A giant, scary thing. A really giant scary thing.

Can't she ever catch a break?]

Um.

[The thing screeches and Annie screams, dropping her drink. Ok, no, there has to be a better way to deal with this! She takes a deep breath and stands in front of the fire.]

Hey! Hey you! Calm down!

[screeee]

[She makes a noise, a growl that sounds like metal-against-metal, and her hands burst into flame. She pulls one of them back and throws a fireball to the sand in between them, making her own fire to stand dramatically by.

NO SHE WILL NOT CALM DOWN.]

[chloroformedthejanitor]

[Oh. Okay. So the monster has flaming hands. That's um-- That's fine! Annie can totally handle this.

Except when she shrieks and jumps backwards from the fireball.]

Hey!

[What, Annie, are you going to try to reason with it? She knows she should just run, especially considering she died not too long ago, and she doesn't want to rack up another already, but she can't just-- this is her party. She's responsible somehow.

Hey, wait a minute.]

Are you mad because I didn't invite you? I'm sorry! I tried to invite everyone, really!

Aslkdhglkah SORRY there was an event and I....

[screeee]

[She tilts her head at the unarmoured little girl. It's kind of not a matter of who she didn't invite to the beach, but who she did, which is everybody. On her beach. Where she was trying to just live and rest.

You darn kids.

She growls again, stepping forward, and now both of her hands burst into flames.

What was your grade in 'Pattern Spotting 101', again, Annie?]

TOTALLY OK YO

[chloroformedthejanitor]

[Actually, Annie tested out of 'Pattern Spotting 101 and earned 3 credit hours. But she got an A on the test. Since you asked.

Annie steps back when the ......thing's hands burst into flames.]

Um, okay-- You know, I just-- I'm really sorry! I-- We can leave, if you want us to!