[Kay won't have to wait long before he hears the man laughing softly to himself.]

Ah, you're up.

I'm sorry this had to happen to you, sir, but the Queen ordered us to make sure you pesky Reals didn't break anything while you were here.

[He speaks gently, but he doesn't sound guilty at all.]

This is the most humane method I could come up with. Don't worry, you should be free when your Mirror returns.