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entrancelogs2017-11-20 01:56 am
sciencelizard) wrote in entrancelogs2017-11-20 01:56 am
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[OPEN] now that's real, real, real
Who: Alphys, Mettaton, and YOU!
Where: The bathhouse, outside the safe zone
When: During the Shadow event (Nov 17th-20th)
Rating: PG/PG-13 for possible sex jokes. I'm sorry in advance.
Summary: Alphys and Mettaton try to get out there and face their shadows. Unfortunately, their Shadows decide a tag-team might be a better use of their time, and not in the way anyone really wants.
The Story:
i. [shadows] boy toy named troy used to live in detroit
[Somewhere, a few floors up in the bathhouse, the sound of Alphys and Mettaton screaming can be heard. It’s unmistakably horrified, painting a picture that these two might be in danger, and certainly could use a rescue.
Of course, the situation, once someone comes upon it, is rather different. The real Alphys and Mettaton stand at one end of the room, looking aghast; Alphys’ screaming is slightly muffled by virtue of her hands being crammed over her mouth, and Mettaton’s hands are over his eyes, fingers not quite blocking the scene. They’re looking across the room, to where another Alphys and Mettaton stand, looking less horrified and a little more a different word that starts with ‘ho’. Shadow Alphys and Mettaton are caught in each other’s arms, lips locked, messily kissing in a way that suggests neither of them care who’s watching. The Shadows finally break from each other, faces close, tilting their heads back towards the pair of reals near the doorway as the fake Alphys speaks first.]
Mm, Metta, I might have to fix your fan after this, you’re burning up.
Oh, I’ll always run hot for you, baby.
[They immediately go back to pressing their faces together, eliciting another round of screaming and ‘NO NO NO NO’ from the reals. This only seems to egg the shadows on further.
Someone put an end to this. These crushes are years old and this is the worst possible outcome for them both.]
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ii. [safe zone] this dude named michael used to ride motorcycles
[If anyone wants to find these two later in the event, they can both be found in the safe zone, either together or separately as the rest of the event goes by. They seem… not too intent to go back in there, though might be a little hesitant to actually talk about why. Regardless, they’re present, should someone need to find them.]
[ooc: The first prompt is a 3 way thread, but please specify if you want Alphys, Mettaton, or both for the safe zone! You can reach out to us on plurk at![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
cancerously and pbmajesty if you have any questions or want a closed prompt.]
Where: The bathhouse, outside the safe zone
When: During the Shadow event (Nov 17th-20th)
Rating: PG/PG-13 for possible sex jokes. I'm sorry in advance.
Summary: Alphys and Mettaton try to get out there and face their shadows. Unfortunately, their Shadows decide a tag-team might be a better use of their time, and not in the way anyone really wants.
The Story:
i. [shadows] boy toy named troy used to live in detroit
[Somewhere, a few floors up in the bathhouse, the sound of Alphys and Mettaton screaming can be heard. It’s unmistakably horrified, painting a picture that these two might be in danger, and certainly could use a rescue.
Of course, the situation, once someone comes upon it, is rather different. The real Alphys and Mettaton stand at one end of the room, looking aghast; Alphys’ screaming is slightly muffled by virtue of her hands being crammed over her mouth, and Mettaton’s hands are over his eyes, fingers not quite blocking the scene. They’re looking across the room, to where another Alphys and Mettaton stand, looking less horrified and a little more a different word that starts with ‘ho’. Shadow Alphys and Mettaton are caught in each other’s arms, lips locked, messily kissing in a way that suggests neither of them care who’s watching. The Shadows finally break from each other, faces close, tilting their heads back towards the pair of reals near the doorway as the fake Alphys speaks first.]
Mm, Metta, I might have to fix your fan after this, you’re burning up.
Oh, I’ll always run hot for you, baby.
[They immediately go back to pressing their faces together, eliciting another round of screaming and ‘NO NO NO NO’ from the reals. This only seems to egg the shadows on further.
Someone put an end to this. These crushes are years old and this is the worst possible outcome for them both.]
----
ii. [safe zone] this dude named michael used to ride motorcycles
[If anyone wants to find these two later in the event, they can both be found in the safe zone, either together or separately as the rest of the event goes by. They seem… not too intent to go back in there, though might be a little hesitant to actually talk about why. Regardless, they’re present, should someone need to find them.]
[ooc: The first prompt is a 3 way thread, but please specify if you want Alphys, Mettaton, or both for the safe zone! You can reach out to us on plurk at
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[Ryou glances away from the amorous pair, and fixates on the Mettaton that says his name, along with his...friend?
Are they...more than that? Who even knows, Ryou's getting mixed signals. But then again, he's more used to giving mixed signals himself than dealing with them. Was this what it was like for his friends back then?! If that's the case, then he's even more sorry than before.]
Don't worry, I'm...trying not to listen. But can you...explain?
[This is his first foray into the shadow shenanigans, so it's no one's fault, but as soon as the yellow lizard woman starts shrieking, he can't help but to move towards her, reach a hand out to brush her shoulder]
It's okay, don't worry! I'm...
[His hand pulls back as if he'd been bitten. That was rude, to touch someone when he didn't know her.]
I'm sorry, but...what I mean is, you don't have to explain. Something strange is going on here, obviously.
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Yes. This is one of Wonderland's events and apparently Wonderland's goal this time around is to embarrass Alphys and I until we die somehow.
[His shadow giggles louder, gently toying with one of Shadow Alphys's head spines.]
No, sweetheart, the goal is to get you to admit that we're you! Or then you perish! That simple.
[He sighs loudly and then simpers to his fellow shadow.]
Am I always this dense? Tell me I'm not this dense.
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Unfortunately, yes. But it's fine. I designed you perfect. It's a p-part of your charm.
[Alphys just groans, trying to regain some composure.]
That's-- look, this is just Wonderland, uh, t-trying to be funny! It's just a joke! It's not real!
[Her Shadow laughs a bit, decidedly not good-natured.]
Oh, but don't say that! We just want to be accepted, after all. I just want to be loved!
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[They should really leave the room. Mettaton looks terribly flustered, and based on their previous interaction, it's just.
It's weird.
And Mettaton's friend is equally, if not more distressed than he is. So why are they dealing with this? Why are they...looking at these falseties? Because they must be impostors. Ryou would know all about impostors, of course...]
I mean, the joke's not really funny anymore, you know? Not if it is upsetting you.
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I agree, this joke isn't funny anymore. Nor was it ever funny in the first place.
[He sighs angrily.]
I think they would follow us out if we left. They were following us before this nonsense.
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Okay, so, uhm... I think t-technically we are, supposed to, uh... accept them? But this is not... what I expected to be accepting, I guess?
[When Kanji said 'they're going to show you things you don't want to see', this is 100% not what she actually expected. Her Shadow just laughs maliciously.]
What, you didn't expect yourself? This is who you've always wanted to be, Alphys. In the arms of a gorgeous man, dangerous and bold! Admit it!
[The real Alphys immediately goes bright red, and sputters out a few things that decidedly aren't words until she's back to dragging her hands down her face.]
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[This is probably going to be the worst suggestion ever, but in the interest of trying to help the two monsters and also make this entire situation at least a little less awkward, someone has to do something, right?
He can't very well leave them like this...it's not the right thing to do.]
Maybe we can discuss it. You can focus on me, I mean. Tell me about how you both really feel about each other. Is it, uh. Is it this affectionate?
[All asked while Ryou purposely attempts to ignore the entirely too amorous shadows.]