someone sing the oompa loompa song to Sarah

[blackbirdsing]

Who: Sarah Weller + You!
Where: All around the mansion
When: Through the rest of December
Rating: G-PG?
Summary: Sarah ate a second helping cookie and now she's out of control.
The Story:

[ Since the entire mansion was edible, Sarah didn't really think twice about munching on the little round cookies with hearts of gooey goodness. In fact, she ate three and went on about her business.

Except now she can't stop eating them and when those are gone she moves on to breaking off parts of the mansion. The most awesome part is apparently not puking her guts out from all the sugar??? Then she wonders if different walls have different tastes, so she goes downstairs and accidentally pulls off an entire panel of wall.

All hers now! Sitting with it, she simply starts at one end and chows down. Anyone who knows her knows she definitely loves her food, but not typically this much of it, or this sweet. She's a 'binge on diner food' type person, not a candy person. Still, here she is, with not a single care in the world. She'll let Ray put all the vegetables in her food as he wants after the holidays.

Catch Sarah nomming out on an actual giant piece of wall while sitting comfortably, or taking a random bite out of your doorframe because sometimes when you walk, you get hungry and these things happen. ]

Comments

[blackbirdsing]

Sarah Weller.

[ She smiles in return and shakes her hand. ]

You've never had a massage before? No big deal, lots of people having. It does entail being naked though. I give you time to take off your clothes and lay on your stomach under a sheet.

[beautifullies]

Naked?

[ Well, she'd assumed. ]

Perhaps if you don't tell my husband there's nudity involved. Though, you're the only one who'll see me as such, correct?

[blackbirdsing]

Right, just me. I'm the owner and only operator. And if you want to keep on under things, you definitely can, it's not a problem.

[ She pauses, looking at Claire's entire outfit. ]

Depending on how many underthings you have, I think?

[beautifullies]

Well, it can be a lot. Though I don't have to come with so much. Is this what you do at home, as well?

[blackbirdsing]

[ Sarah gestures for Claire to follow her into the massage room proper. ]

No, no, at home I'm a physical therapist. I work with people who've been hurt to keep their muscles active, to rehabilitate them after wounds. But there's no real need for that, here, so I decided to apply what I know to massage.

[beautifullies]

I see, well, you certainly seem knowledgeable. What exactly does it all entail?

[ She's curious, and perhaps she'll try it sooner rather than later. ]

[blackbirdsing]

Other than being naked?

[ She smiles softly. ]

Essential oils for relaxing, soft music playing, these two hands, and an hour of your time.

[beautifullies]

Well, I have nothing to do right now. Unless you're busy, would you mind taking me on as a client now?

[ She's nervous because she isn't sure what to expect, having never been rubbed down before by anyone. Though it does make her think of massaging Collum's legs in her early days at Castle Leoch.

[blackbirdsing]

[ Sarah smiles brightly at that and nods, then leads Claire back to the actual massage room. ]

Absolutely. I'll give you some time to change, and you'll lay on this table, with your face in that hole so you don't suffocate with your face down. Cover yourself with the sheet so you're comfortable.

[ She lays a fresh sheet on the table then heads to the door to close it behind her. ]

I'll be back in about ten minutes.

[ She has no idea how long it'll take for her to get out of all those clothes. ]