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closed } wearing plaid and sequins, she can make the scene she's a disco miniature golfing queen
Who: Dipper, Bill (the Lizard), and Mabel
Where: Dipper and Mabel's room, the Big Dipper Pines Pit Pat Hall
When: 12/26-28
Rating: PG at most probably
Summary: Dipper gets a sweater, summons a lizard, and gives a belated Hanukkah present.
The Story:
Bill:
[Dipper doesn't know what he expects. Last year, it was the time machine tape. The year before, a flying saucer key chain.
When he reaches in and feels a sweater, he initially thinks maybe it's the wrong stocking. But no, there's his name, not Mabel. He pulls it out, then drops it as soon as he sees what he's gotten.]
BILL!
Mabel:
[Dipper had figured out what he was getting Mabel for Hanukkah a while ago, but then everything had been gingerbread and headaches and trying to keep Mabel from eating everything in sight. But now finally, finally, he's filled out the contract, prepared payment (a box of caltropos building bricks, a plate of cookies, and a plate of insects cause he's not sure which one is appropriate here), and woken up to a lizard-shaped invitation reading Come see the attraction! Plus a pair of scissors.
Perfect.
He rips a page out of his notebook and crumples it up, then throws it across the room at Mabel's head.]
Hey, Mabel.
Where: Dipper and Mabel's room, the Big Dipper Pines Pit Pat Hall
When: 12/26-28
Rating: PG at most probably
Summary: Dipper gets a sweater, summons a lizard, and gives a belated Hanukkah present.
The Story:
Bill:
[Dipper doesn't know what he expects. Last year, it was the time machine tape. The year before, a flying saucer key chain.
When he reaches in and feels a sweater, he initially thinks maybe it's the wrong stocking. But no, there's his name, not Mabel. He pulls it out, then drops it as soon as he sees what he's gotten.]
BILL!
Mabel:
[Dipper had figured out what he was getting Mabel for Hanukkah a while ago, but then everything had been gingerbread and headaches and trying to keep Mabel from eating everything in sight. But now finally, finally, he's filled out the contract, prepared payment (a box of caltropos building bricks, a plate of cookies, and a plate of insects cause he's not sure which one is appropriate here), and woken up to a lizard-shaped invitation reading Come see the attraction! Plus a pair of scissors.
Perfect.
He rips a page out of his notebook and crumples it up, then throws it across the room at Mabel's head.]
Hey, Mabel.
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[Firm nod. As if it's in any way her doing that neither of them have left.
She doesn't know what she's expecting, but it isn't this. Not a ribbon and a pair of scissors like she's suddenly mayor of Mabelland again. But as a congresswoman, this is something that should be as natural to her as breathing, and she gleefully takes the scissors and snips the ribbon. The problem is she's so excited that the ribbon barely has time to fall before she's pushing in the door and staring at...
this...
Her eyes go wide and her hands fly to her face.] Whaaaaat? Is this for real?
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[He grins.]
Remember that contract I got when you got Alice's eye?
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[He frowns briefly, then he shrugs and takes a stick.]
But you're probably right. Making friends with them seems way more effective than yelling at them.
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