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lime green drama queen ([personal profile] slapfight) wrote in [community profile] entrancelogs2018-01-20 01:45 pm

[OPEN] i don't need love, for what good will love do me?

Who: Peridot AND YOU
Where: This mysterious neon land that belongs to no one. no one at all.
When: Throughout the event.
Rating: PG
Summary: Peridot gets a few things she's always wanted and screams about singing being the answer to everything.
The Story:


𝐚. 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞

This is... Odd. Peridot's not used to odd, even with Wonderland being as it is. She just can't get her head around all these warped monstrosities that keep trying to befriend or offer her things. For the most part, she's skulking about in an agitated mood, because events are stupid, but at least most of them make some measure of sense. This one is just... stupid.

But it isn't all stupid, as she comes to find out. She stakes out a spot underneath a stuffed animal tree which seems to have sprouted a number of big-eyed green beings that make her eyes widen in wonder.

And then, all of a sudden, a huge shadow passes over her. The owner of the shadow is a giant yellow woman. Peridot yelps and skitters backwards until she hits the trunk of the stuffed animal tree, but the woman only clasps her hands to her chest and kneels- even kneeling she's still taller than the tree.

"Oh, my Peridot," she croons in a voice that is authoritative, yet somehow also compassionate. "You're right. You've always been right. I have been a dreadful clod. I want daily logs on all your findings and I will implement all your ideas straight away. You're going to usher in a new era of Homeworld."

Peridot lets out a squeak and looks around until she spies someone else who seems to have come to investigate the GIANT WOMAN. "Do you... Do you see this?" She looks so transfixed, so delighted. Please someone tell her this is real.


𝐛. 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐞𝐯'𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐞

Peridot has been of two minds this entire event- torn between getting everything she wants and knowing it's all just a program tapping into her needs. That said, she isn't expecting the sudden shift in the event, and it makes her want to stamp her feet and scream about these stupid locals and their stupid fixation on zombies.

Once she knows what she has to do, she's even more annoyed. She has found a portable karaoke machine and is running around with it dragging behind her as she's pursued by a horrifying zombie dog. She's screaming loudly the whole time.

She's hard to miss.

𝐜. 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝

[WHATEVER ELSE YOU MIGHT WANT DURING THE EVENT.]
ssmisery: (is this for rill)

[personal profile] ssmisery 2018-01-29 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Then find someone else.
ssmisery: (why don't you just keel over)

[personal profile] ssmisery 2018-01-31 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
no I
I can't actually get to wherever you are.
So you need to find someone else
ssmisery: (oh frigate about it)

[personal profile] ssmisery 2018-02-01 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
it doesn't matter where you are, I CAN'T.
ssmisery: (YES it IS pronounced like that)

[personal profile] ssmisery 2018-02-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why would you even need to make excuses in this situation, Peri you weirdo. SIGH.]

because I'm stuck in some kind of void?
ssmisery: (floundering for an answer)

[personal profile] ssmisery 2018-02-04 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
are you typing dots at me
It's not a place and there's nothing here but me, I don't know what else you'd want to call it
ssmisery: (starting to irrigate me)

[personal profile] ssmisery 2018-02-06 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
how exactly do you think you can help?
ssmisery: (oh I'm just steamed now)

[personal profile] ssmisery 2018-02-06 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but thanks for the suggestion.

[She would know. Everyone would know. The experience is actually pretty different, which helps, although there are still aspects of this that it doesn't do to dwell on.

(The fact is that Lapis would have messaged Peridot even without reason to think she might be in danger, that only informed the content.)]


it's not like I haven't tried
you're not going to come up with some big solution
Edited 2018-02-08 04:52 (UTC)
ssmisery: (shut it la goon)

[personal profile] ssmisery 2018-02-08 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Please don't explain that any further.

[It could only make things worse, let's be real.]
ssmisery: (coasting by)

[personal profile] ssmisery 2018-02-12 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Then
again
I shouldn't distract you