she opened strange doors

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Who: Josuke Higashikata + Jolyne Kujo
Where: The grounds
When: February 10th
Rating: PGish?
Summary: Jojos and dinosaurs normally ends pretty badly. Let's hope that's not the case here.
The Story:

[The announcement itself had been troubling, as they usually are so it's a complete surprise when the event seems so benign. Sure, dinosaurs can be dangerous but they're dinosaurs. Dinosaurs. There's no way he's missing this chance, and he's sure he can take care of himself. But just to be safe...

Josuke is quick to feed his bear and make sure he's occupied -- don't want him attacking something larger and getting eaten -- before he runs to Jolyne's room. If things get out of hand, she'll be able to wrangle a dinosaur or two.

Surely she'll understand his pounding on her door this early in the morning when she sees the event.]

Comments

[uncoils]

[Some people like to sleep in sometimes, okay? So Jolyne's going to grumble a little, look around the room and be grateful Wonderland's still Wonderland. She saw that announcement, so she's glad it's not hell, or zombieland, that fantasy googly eye place, or some other bullshit like haha, now everyone is stuck in traffic on the freeway for three days.

What? It could happen.]

Hang on, I'll be there in a sec!

[She has no idea if whoever's out there can hear her or not. She's not awake enough to think about these things, okay. After a couple more minutes, she'll open the door.]

What's so fucking...

[Oh, it's family. Maybe she should..no too late, she's already talking before she can think things through.]

Josuke, do you have any idea what fucking time it is?

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[Josuke looks way more energetic than this physical frame appears to be able to handle. He grins at Jolyne despite her attitude -- because really, it's Jolyne. Attitude is her middle name.]

I know, I know but you won't believe what the event is.

[uncoils]

What is it? Because I swear to god if it's fucking zombies...

[He seems too happy for it to be zombies, but it could be a combo event. Zombies and also Josuke is on drugs. It could happen! Unlikely, but it's Wonderland.]

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[The grin gets even bigger:]

Dinosaurs.

[He may still be on drugs.]

[uncoils]

[Hold up.]

Like Jurassic Park?

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Yeah!

[Sorry Jolyne, he's dragging you down the hallway now.]

Come on!

[uncoils]

The fuck?!

[Dragged down hallway to dinosaur land.]

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[After a timeskip worthy of King Crimson, they arrive at the front doors. Which... Josuke kicks open to reveal the dinosaurs wandering around the grounds.]

See?!

[uncoils]

[Is that really how King Crimson works though?]

Holy shit.

[If you're expecting her thoughts to be anything other than holy shit, then you don't know Jolyne at all.]

You weren't kidding.

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[It just works.]

I would never joke about dinosaurs.

[Because he's a teenage boy and dinosaurs are the best thing ever?]

Wanna see if we can ride one?

[uncoils]

It'll probably try to eat our faces or something.

[Just pointing that out.]

But yeah, we need to try. Who knows if we'll ever get another chance to do something like this?

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Hey, if it eats your face, I'll fix you.

[...Josuke..........]

Right? Exactly! But how are we gonna do it, and which one do we want to ride?

[uncoils]

And if it eats your face, I might be able to sew it back on.

[Wait, she'd have to cut the strings, which would hurt. But hey, it's okay, Josuke can heal her! It all works out.]

Man, I can probably make a harness with Stone Free. I've never done it before, but how hard could it be?

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...I'm screwed.

[At least he's aware?]

We can try it on one of the smaller ones and work our way up?

[uncoils]

Oh yeah, definitely.

[That could really be about either thing.]

And yeah, let's definitely start with a smaller one. I've seen Jurassic Park enough times to know that's probably the smartest choice.

[...well, the raptors weren't that big and kind of fucked up everything for everyone forever, so maybe that doesn't really apply here.

...okay, they're both screwed.]

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[Thanks for that vote of confidence. Josuke pales a little, but turns his attention back to the dinosaurs instead of his impending face removal.]

How small? We might even be able to round a few of them up and have them pull a chariot.

[...Okay that sounds awesome and they're both going to die a horrible death.]

[uncoils]

A chariot? You think so?

[This is going to be such a mess.]

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It's worth a try, right?

[No. No it isn't.

Josuke scans the grounds, eventually pointing at something.]

What about those?

[uncoils]

Got to start somewhere, right?

[She'll summon Stone Free and...]

Wait, Josuke, important question. Can dinosaurs see Stands?

[Because she has no fucking idea.]

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[Josuke's mouth opens, only to close again a second later.]

...Only if they have one, right? I think that's how it worked with the rats...

[uncoils]

So probably not then.

[She'll just start making a lasso. This is going to be a disaster.]

I mean Wonderland made them, so they probably don't have one.