[There is no confetti when the Mirrors touch the box. the same song plays but set at half speed, making it sound like the instruments themselves are in pain trying to play this horrible piece of music. There's a strong smell of smoke, and the machine seems to be jamming. Then, the donation box spits out a paper (wrinkled up from the paper jam) and a smaller box. The paper reads:]
YOUR DONATION LACKED MUCHNESS BUT HERE'S A CONSOLATION PRIZE FOR YOU AFTER SUCH KINDNESS, GIVING NOTHING WOULD BE A DISMAL THING TO DO.
[Inside the box is one whistle. It makes no noise when he blows it. He might think it's a dog whistle, but he he tries, animals won't react to it either. That's it.]
Maybe next time....
AFTER SUCH KINDNESS, GIVING NOTHING WOULD BE A DISMAL THING TO DO.
[Inside the box is one whistle. It makes no noise when he blows it. He might think it's a dog whistle, but he he tries, animals won't react to it either. That's it.]