"So were yours the other fifty percent?" That is - a terrible joke. Terrible, and maybe in some distant alternate reality, Brian is proud of him for making it. Seems like every kid who grew up a little off-kilter has that requisite, innately likable best friend who's about a million times more sociable and optimistic.

Or maybe that's just the two of them.

He twists off another chunk of funnel cake, cavities be damned.