"No no no, you wanna talk gourmet, gourmet is when you dump Froot Loops into the ramen, because you skipped breakfast and that feels weird and it's 11 pm and you're like 'well shit, I gotta eat something.'"

It really, really didn't work out very well, but whatever. College was weird.

"Dude, you and me. Setting kitchens on fire. We're gonna do it."