"Oh, the game with the oblong ball. Alphys showed me an... anime about it. It has many helmets and boys with large shoulders. I was always more of a baseball fan, myself. So a 'jock' plays football and is not very smart. I see. Yes, my Mirror seems like the sort of person to play a lot of sports and is not, perhaps, the brightest of figures."
Derp, sorry, end-of-semester ennui is starting to set in