Tell me about it. Like who seriously hears some fucker tell them they're in Wonderland and go "oh sure, that's sounds fuckin' legit, better go have a cup of tea with the goddamn Mad Hatter".

[Not that anyone sane would do that with the actual Mad Hatter, but that's a thought he keeps to himself, instead opting for an annoyed scoff. ]

Sounds like most of 'em are happier accepting a bullshit answer instead of trying to find out what's actually got us here.