Twice? Well, fuck me with a rusty chainsaw, we got a regular Dr. Crippen here.

[That...is not the answer he was expecting. His brow furrows as he looks around the room, then casually leans to peer towards the door- to the outside which looks pleasant and distinctly not conquered. There was no way in fucking hell this was Wonderland. ]

Fuck off. This ain't Wonderland. What shit have you people been huffing to believe that story?