"Old people murder ghosts who hated teenagers sounds like the worst kind of murder ghosts," he shivers theatrically. "Yeesh. Heeby jeeby central. That's a damn good reason to be able to deal with weird shit well."

Finding out that you're fictional is a whole other can of worms that Louis is absolutely not interested in going through. Nope. No thanks. Do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

"Well, for it's worth? I think you're doing awesome at it. You're great, Wends. A plus friend."