"Because the entire bunch of them are nosy and can't keep their noses out of our side of the glass whenever they get," Stan's Mirror chimes in, even though he wasn't being spoken to. He's just been lurking nearby, listening in.

He has similar reservations about their new Queen, and about how kind she truly is. As far as Stan's concerned, no one is that kind unless they want something. And boy, she probably really wants something if she's pulling a con this long.

"This is a waste of time, but it goes to show how easily distracted they are," he says. "If the Queen of Hearts pulled something like this, we'd be getting away with murder while they all sat around coloring."

Maybe even literal murder! He can't even begin to imagine why the White Queen wouldn't use an opportunity like this. What the hell is the point of just drawing?