001 ✯ open } { hey so glad you could make it

[captain_marvel]

Who: Carol Danvers + YOU
Where: Outside the mansion + other areas + network
When: April 1.
Rating: PG probably
Summary: Carol crash lands in Wonderland, as she do, and is trying to learn her way around.
The Story:

Comments

[teamfun]

She is! She could be Wonderland's official welcoming committee all on her own. She's pretty awesome.

[captain_marvel]

If she runs a place with karaoke, I agree.

[Also bowling. She's going to love bowling when she gets a chance to try it.]

[teamfun]

I'm pretty sure it comes with the territory, yeah.

[captain_marvel]

I'll have to check it out. Sounds like I'm going to have a lot of time to do so.

[Which doesn't sound ... great, honestly.]

[teamfun]

I'm sure you will. Let me know how it goes!

[captain_marvel]

Will do. Though if you ever want to come with, I could probably use someone to bowl with.

[teamfun]

I will absolutely take you up on that offer and you can be amazed by my utter lack of long-distance aiming.

[captain_marvel]

[I'm sure that won't matter in the face of Carol "Doesn't know her own strength or does she?" Danvers.]

Long distance aiming is overrated. It's why I never wanted to be a sniper.

[teamfun]

[It absolutely would not.]

Heck no. Give me a good swing at something with a heavy object and I'm golden.

[captain_marvel]

Exactly. That's always the best part of a fight.

[At least in her opinion.]

[teamfun]

I couldn't agree more. Gotta know you've done it right, right?

[captain_marvel]

[She nods.]

Way more satisfying too. You know they're really feeling the pain.

[teamfun]

[He grimaces a little.]

I wouldn't go that far. But it's important to know they're down. Uh...the things I fight anyway. Pretty sure they don't feel pain anyway.

[captain_marvel]

[Okay, that's fair.]

The guys I fight are usually dicks who kind of deserve it.

[And she never really aims to kill, but she does beat people up a bit.]

[teamfun]

Ohhhhh, okay well that's fair. Most of mine are already dead- though recently we did have a bunch of dicks who absolutely deserved it. My girlfriend would probably agree with the making them hurt idea.

[captain_marvel]

[She nods.]

Most of the time though, it's just people deciding to pick a fight with the wrong person.

[teamfun]

That just about tracks, yeah. I guess that's the same in all worlds.

[captain_marvel]

[She nods.]

I guess in some ways, people don't ever change.

[teamfun]

I guess they really, truly do not, huh. Guess there's something weirdly comforting in that.

[captain_marvel]

Guess so. People will always be people. No matter where they're from.