"...we feel action should be emphasized over plot—especially avoiding any complicated story lines—to ensure the success of this series with its intended viewers."
—Bryce Malek and Dick Robbins, Transformers story editors, Marvel Productions internal correspondence

It's a lovely morning in the desert, and you are a horrible Decepticon (or a heroic Autobot)! After many long years of space robot war for control of the planet Cyberton, your faction has crash-landed on Earth, and you now must do battle over Earth's resources...and sell legions of 80s children plastic robot toys in the process.

What mid-80s vehicle/machine/data storage device does your character turn into? Are you a good space robot or a bad one? Will Megatron's evil schemes prevail, or will the Optimus Prime's heroic forces swoop into to save the day?

Corny dialogue is encouraged, as are deliberate "animation" errors and ridiculous plots, the more inexplicable the better. This is a show where Optimus Prime gets disassembled and reassembled into a sewer alligator. This is a show where Starscream goes back in time, takes over a small British castle, and creates explosives out of bird dung. This is a show where Optimus Prime says, without a hint of irony, "Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies." Live out your wildest transforming space robot dreams.