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[azureflamegod.livejournal.com]

Who: Kite The Real Ovan (azureflamegod ), Beast Boy (master_of_dudes ) and Ovan (guidetouprising)
Where: Somewhere outside the mansion
When: During the first day of the UFO event
Rating: PG13 I guess lulz
Summary: Kite got sneezed on and now he thinks he's Ovan. Beast Boy is disturbed, Ovan is annoyed and obsessed with Aina. HILARITY ENSUES.
the Story: 

It had been a bit of a strange day, to say the least. Waking up in someone else's clothes wasn't very common for him, and Gar-spard-ki was definitely no one he'd ever met before (not that he really knew Gaspard anyway). Then there was the imposter, and Aina was nowhere in sight...

Not to mention people kept calling him Kite. His name was Ovan. Obviously. Who else wore glowing orange glasses?

...Well, ignoring the fact he wasn't wearing them when he woke up. Funny, that. Maybe that was why people kept calling him the wrong name.

Whatever the problem was, first he had to deal with his imposter. "Ovan" stood in the field beside the mansion, dessed in his (Ovan's) usual attire, with his shoebox metal casket on his completely normal AIDA-infected arm which was sealed with duct tape. He waited beside a tree for his opponent.

There was only room in the mansion for one Ovan, after all.

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[guidetouprising.livejournal.com]

Ovan was not happy, not at all. No matter how hard he looked, he couldn't find Aina! She wasn't anywhere to be found! He asked everyone if they saw her, but no one knew where she was. Hell, they weren't even making any sense!

Then he showed up. He claimed that he was Ovan. How dare he! He was Ovan, the only Ovan. There....there wasn't supposed to be any others, much less one that was actually the Pursuer. They might not have come to blows, but he made a mistake.

He claimed that Aina was HIS. Aina was HIS sister, not the Pursuer's! With a boiling passion born of this madness, Ovan strode in hasty steps towards 'Ovan', wearing the real casket, glasses and AIDA-arm.

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

Okay, there was definitely something weird going on with the mansion. First Kite, then Leon... was he the only sane person left in this entire place?!

Speaking of Kite, the AI was worrying him a little. He seemed normal, then all of a sudden he started talking all... fancy and formal and calling himself Ovan! This did not bode well with Beast Boy. Actually, the whole fact Kite couldn't even remember who he was bothered him, but he was mostly bothered that he couldn't remember BB's name.

The obvious solution? Go find Kite, stick a post-it-note to his forehead reading "HELLO MY NAME IS KITE. YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE", and if all else fails, use the frickn' nose spray again.

[azureflamegod.livejournal.com]

"Ovan" glanced over at the other Ovan, smiling in a creepy, neutral way. "Hello, imposter," he said dully. "I'm glad you came." He didn't move from his position, just watched the other Ovan from under his tree. Well, at least the costume was convincing. The casket didn't look quite right, though.

Then, rather unexpectedly, Garspardki arrived on the scene. He frowned. This wasn't part of the plan.

"Oh. I didn't expect to see you here," he added, hiding his annoyed glare behind his shiny, shiny glasses. "This isn't a good time."

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

To be honest, it kind of hurt a little. Beast Boy figured it was an event, but then why was he unaffected? (Then again, he might be crazy and just not realize it.) Still, he missed Kite. And Linda, who had suddenly decided to be French for some reason...

The hero glared at those shiny, shiny glasses. (He was also secretly jealous Kite got such shiny glasses.)

He was going to give Kite a nice long speech about the importance of being yourself or something like that. Instead, he slapped that sticky note on the AI's forehead, screaming "THE POWER OF KITE COMPELS YOU! ...Er, TO BE KITE!"

[azureflamegod.livejournal.com]

'Ovan' stared at the odd green child-thing. Then, suddenly, he had a sticky note slapped on his head and something vaguely religious sounding screamed at him. There was an awkward silence. Then 'Ovan' removed the sticky note, stared at it for a moment, crumpled it up and tossed it behind him.

"That's great," he said, "Good for you. Go run along, then." Honestly, everyone was acting so strange today. Oh well, back to the issue at hand.

"Imposter," he began, turning back to the other Ovan, "I don't know why you've decided to impersonate me, but it ends now." He drew his bayonet...

Which, although it did look an awful lot like a water pistol with a butter knife taped to it, was totally a high level weapon. For reals. No, seriously, it always looked like that. He gave the other Ovan his best intimidating stare, 'gun' pointed at him 'threateningly'.

"This is your final warning," he added dramatically.

[guidetouprising.livejournal.com]

Ovan stared at the false Ovan. Oh, his costume was quite well made, but the glasses were all wrong. It was shameful; they were a part of his PC data even before the casket. Ovan shook his head in amused exasperation and was going to say something when he was rudely interrupted by someone.

Oh, look, it was Haseo, being angry and sullen as usual. And, as Ovan discovered when he attacked the 'other Ovan', he was feeling very violent. Ovan was, however, disapointed that Haseo couldn't tell the difference between a fake and the real him.

"Haseo," looking straight at BB, "I'll deal with you after I deal with this fake. As for you, you may be able to copy me appearance and even my weapons, but you can't copy me. To try and do so is folly."

[master-of-dudes.livejournal.com]

This. This was getting rediculous. First he was some Hallmark guy, then he was some other guy, and now he's Haseo?! If this was the actual Teen Titans series, there would be better special effects than silly descriptions with text, so it is advised that everyone in the general vicinity please picture Beast Boy dressed in Haseo's manwhore outfit, screaming "SKEEEEEEEEEEIIITH!".

Beast Boy might have laughed to if a) he knew what Haseo looked like, and b) it wasn't HIM that had to be the angsty rapebait.

At this point, the poor guy was nearly tearing his hair out with frustration. "I'M NOT HASEO! My name is Beast Boy, and you're Ovan and you're Kite. DID YOU GUYS LIKE, GET REPLACED BY CRAZY ALTERNATES FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION?!?!"

It is now advised everyone picture Ovan and Kite in the style of Larry.

It's fine.

Beast Boy laughed at the mental image too.

But now wasn't the time for games. The hero grabbed Kite by the shoulders, shaking him with as much strength as he could muster. "Kite, c'mon, what's going on?! Please don't make me figure out stuff! I'm not that good at that!"

[azureflamegod.livejournal.com]

"That's fine, because you are the only one who's a copy here," 'Ovan' replied, frowning. He then glanced back over at Garspardski. "Oh, so it is you, Haseo," he added, completely ignoring 'Haseo's' frustrated cries.

He raised his 'bayonet' to attack, but was promptly interrupted by 'Haseo' yet again. He sighed, rolling his eyes a little. Always with the touching, that boy. "You don't have to be so clingy," he grumbled, "I didn't think you'd be fooled so easily, but I suppose there is still much work for you..."

Pausing dramatically, he stared down at 'Haseo', his glasses reflecting light in a very unrealistic way, but it looked cool so shut up. "Become stronger, Haseo," he said softly.

Then he sneezed directly into 'Haseo's' face.

"...Ah, sorry." 'Ovan' wiped his nose awkwardly with the shoebox. "I must be allergic to lies." He made sure to glare at the other Ovan particularly hard during that statement. "Now, where was I? Ah, yes."

He raised his 'bayonet' again and fired a shot at the other Ovan, a reasonably fast (and deadly maybe) stream of water flying towards him.