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entrancelogs2012-05-24 08:57 pm
itsahotone) wrote in entrancelogs2012-05-24 08:57 pm
She thought he wasn't interested--until he said he would have to sex-ray her entire body!
Who: Santana, and anyone else your little heart desires.
Where: Everywherrrrre, muhahaha!
When: ...Thursday, I guess. It can go on as long as you want, baby.
Rating: R/nc17 for language. Don't blame ME, blame the magazine.
Summary: Santana's bored, so she's leaving Cosmo magazines around for everyone to find. Check out the sex tips!
The Story:
Look, a girl needs to find her own entertainment around here.
Don't ask how she got the idea, but since it was a brilliant and amazing one, she's just gonna go with it.
Post-event is always boring, so she's just gonna liven it up! That's all. It's helpful.
So she spends some time getting a bunch of issues of Cosmopolitan from the closet, then she spends way more time than needed going through them. She highlights and circles and even draws some arrows to the best parts, things that say stuff like:
Try this kinky trick: Color your nipples with a crazy-colored lipstick, like sparkly purple. Bonus points if it's yummy. He'll love the shocking, sexy change in scenery!
"I dated this guy who tasted really funky down there, but I didn't want to confront him about it. So I told him I was going to suck on a strong mint while going downtown to give him a tingly sensation... which he loved."
Wrap a belt around each of his thighs. This will push more blood into his penis, making his erection feel even harder.
Give yourself goose bumps by sweeping a new, clean toothbrush over the curves of your neck and collarbone.
This featherlight touch will have you both tingling: While still kneeling between his legs, dab flavored lube on your nipples. Then cup one of your breasts in your hand, and slide the top of your nipple from the bottom of his testicles to the tip of his shaft, circling the head and then sliding it back down.
Look at him as you run your chin from his chest to his crotch.
Put lube on your nipples, then trace circles on his bare back.
Flutter your eyelashes against his boys for a sweet little tease.
Have him squeeze lube onto his penis, then swirl your body over his shaft to spread it.
Keep a glass of ice water on the bedstand, and once you've both climaxed, take a drink, holding and swirling the cool liquid in your mouth before swallowing. Then immediately envelop his balls with your lips, one at a time.
...And etc etc.
Once that's all done, she goes around the mansion, all floors, indoors and out, and places the magazines in random areas. Some are open, some aren't. It's like an easter egg hunt, only hopefully with a lot more confusion and chaos!
[if you wish to actually speak to Santana, just make it clear in your tags, otherwise she's not around once your darlings find this magical and 100% correct advice.]
Where: Everywherrrrre, muhahaha!
When: ...Thursday, I guess. It can go on as long as you want, baby.
Rating: R/nc17 for language. Don't blame ME, blame the magazine.
Summary: Santana's bored, so she's leaving Cosmo magazines around for everyone to find. Check out the sex tips!
The Story:
Look, a girl needs to find her own entertainment around here.
Don't ask how she got the idea, but since it was a brilliant and amazing one, she's just gonna go with it.
Post-event is always boring, so she's just gonna liven it up! That's all. It's helpful.
So she spends some time getting a bunch of issues of Cosmopolitan from the closet, then she spends way more time than needed going through them. She highlights and circles and even draws some arrows to the best parts, things that say stuff like:
Try this kinky trick: Color your nipples with a crazy-colored lipstick, like sparkly purple. Bonus points if it's yummy. He'll love the shocking, sexy change in scenery!
"I dated this guy who tasted really funky down there, but I didn't want to confront him about it. So I told him I was going to suck on a strong mint while going downtown to give him a tingly sensation... which he loved."
Wrap a belt around each of his thighs. This will push more blood into his penis, making his erection feel even harder.
Give yourself goose bumps by sweeping a new, clean toothbrush over the curves of your neck and collarbone.
This featherlight touch will have you both tingling: While still kneeling between his legs, dab flavored lube on your nipples. Then cup one of your breasts in your hand, and slide the top of your nipple from the bottom of his testicles to the tip of his shaft, circling the head and then sliding it back down.
Look at him as you run your chin from his chest to his crotch.
Put lube on your nipples, then trace circles on his bare back.
Flutter your eyelashes against his boys for a sweet little tease.
Have him squeeze lube onto his penis, then swirl your body over his shaft to spread it.
Keep a glass of ice water on the bedstand, and once you've both climaxed, take a drink, holding and swirling the cool liquid in your mouth before swallowing. Then immediately envelop his balls with your lips, one at a time.
...And etc etc.
Once that's all done, she goes around the mansion, all floors, indoors and out, and places the magazines in random areas. Some are open, some aren't. It's like an easter egg hunt, only hopefully with a lot more confusion and chaos!
[if you wish to actually speak to Santana, just make it clear in your tags, otherwise she's not around once your darlings find this magical and 100% correct advice.]