"They're stupid as hell, I'll giveya that." Buck nods, peering at one over the top of his glasses. The thing is just chock fulla grade-A bullshit. But some of it oughta be worth a try. If only his junk hadn't been shot off in 'Nam.

"It ain't all bad, though. Heheh, look--" Buck holds up a page with a women modeling some rather tasteful lingerie. "Tits!"