two stupid drunk boys

[masukukunai]

Who: Yousuke (masukukunai) and Souji (eatsyourscience)
Where: Yousuke's room
When: June 1st, evening
Rating: M for alcohol??? I GUESS? T???
Summary: Two bros drink wussy liquor to get rid of their hangover and act silly.
The Story:

Yousuke was really, really hating this event... Until that lanky guy with the guitar said something that finally helped. Odd, having a hangover (or what he thought felt like one anyways) being cured by more alcohol. But what was that saying again? Hangovers were for people who stopped drinking? Maybe it was true.

He did feel a little amoral about drinking when it technically wasn't allowed, but hey, he was only about a year under the legal age in Japan. He knew people who did (looking at you Kanji) and it wasn't like they were going to do anything dangerous. Just two dudes hanging out in a room getting their buzz on. Nothing exciting going on here.

When he asked the closet for alcohol he didn't have anything particular in mind. It gave him a 6 pack of "Nick's Hard Lemonade" and "Smirnon Razz". Looks like the mansion knew about his pathetic tastes.

Whatever. After the first shot of vodka he felt almost immediately better. So he called for Souji over the network, and here they are now.

Comments

[eatsyourscience]

Souji went for the hard lemonade and is currently frowning in concentration as he tries to fold a crane. It's not working too well. It's kind of lopsided.

Souji stops and frowns at the crane, like it's the crane's fault.

"'s isn't working."

[masukukunai]

Yousuke snorts in laughter. He's been sipping at a shot of this raspberry stuff. It's pretty good, even if it burns a little going down.

"Now you know how th' rest of us normal people feel. These clumsy human hands."

[eatsyourscience]

"'m normal."

[masukukunai]

"Yer hands aren't. Makin' all your perfect origami..."

Yousuke picks up the faulty one and looks at it critically.

"This is how good I would do if I weren't drunk."

[eatsyourscience]

Souji holds out a piece of paper.

"Make one."

[masukukunai]

"I don't remember, you gotta show me."

[eatsyourscience]

Souji does, leaning over to show Yousuke the folds.

[masukukunai]

Yousuke copies the folds, but just as he suspects, his are much sloppier. The beak and neck especially; they're all crinkled. One wing is a bit bigger than the other.

"See? Yours are still fine. Yer just a perfectionist."

[eatsyourscience]

"I's--" He rips the paper and his eyelid twitches. "I's an art."

[masukukunai]

Yousuke snerks as his paper rips.

"How small can you make one? The most smallest!"

[eatsyourscience]

Souji eyes him, then scoots over to the closet to get smaller paper. He will make the tiniest, bittiest crane.

And he will stick his tongue out between his lips while he does.

[masukukunai]

Yousuke tries his best to be sneaky sneaky and grab Souji's tongue between his finger. He is not very good at it.

[eatsyourscience]

"Hey." Souji bats at his hand. "Hey."

[masukukunai]

"Aw man, I almost had it!"

[eatsyourscience]

"You can't have it, 's mine."

[masukukunai]

"I disagree," Yousuke says, with a mischievous glint in his eye, "I can have it whenever I want."

[eatsyourscience]

"Prove it."

[masukukunai]

"I can! Like this,"

Yousuke leans around the table and Souji's work the best he can in his current inebriated state, and kisses him. He presses his tongue against his lips rather insistently, trying to coax his mouth open.

[eatsyourscience]

Souji makes a noise of protest, but mostly because this itty bitty crane just got crushed.

But he is made of stone. He pokes Yousuke in the stomach.

[masukukunai]

"Oh come on," Yousuke mumbles against his lips, then pulls back just a little, "work with me here. I can't suck at kissing that bad."

[eatsyourscience]

Souji holds up his dead crane between his fingers.

See?

That's what you did.

[masukukunai]

Seriously? Yousuke rolls his eyes.

"Colla-- collll-- Collateral damage. 'Sides, you can make another."

[eatsyourscience]

"Don't want to."

[masukukunai]

Oh my God Souji, you are impossible. Yousuke sprawls across his lap in defeat and sighs heavily. Why can't you respond to physical cues like a normal person?

Poor Yousuke. His life is so hard.

[eatsyourscience]

Souji pets Yousuke's hair. Then decides to put it in pigtails.