Crash landing is the only way to make an entrance.

[arrogantalloy]

Who: Tony Stark, and anyone who comes across him.
Where: Somewhere on the front lawns.
When: July 2
Rating: G most likely
Summary: Tony arrives.


[Tony remembers hitting the ground, he also remembers JARVIS trying to tell him something was interfering with the suit. Everything between these two events are hazy]

...JARVIS?

Sir?

Where are we? And how did something manage to down the suit without touching it?

I am unable to pin point our location, sir. There is no data on what caused the suit to fail. Apart from superficial scratches, it seems that the thrusters are currently offline.

Well fix it, JARVIS.

It seems to be wiring damage, there's nothing I can do, sir.

Good thing we're on the ground then.

[Tony sits up on his elbows and looks around the area, seeing a building not too far away, then he slowly gets up. Opening his mask and looking down at the scratches]

When we get back to the tower, I really need to work on a paint that's harder to scratch off.

Keeping focused on the priorities, like always, sir.

Just focus on finding out where we are, JARVIS.

It may take some time.

I don't care, do it.

At once, sir.

Comments

[not_a_troll]

[Loki watches Tony as he moves his hands, obviously trying to determining a size.]

I am not telling a lie.

[He squints his eyes when Tony's hand lands on his head.]

You have encountered my older self. He is quite tall.

[arrogantalloy]

Most of it was antlers, I've seen taller. Your 'brother' for one.

But hey, if you're telling the truth, that's fine with me. There is only ever enough room for my ego in what ever world I'm in.

[He takes his hand away and lets it fall to his side]

[not_a_troll]

Antlers? Are you referring to the horn-like shapes that decorate the helmet of my older self? I see, they are quite large.

[And Loki has always been the smallest in the entire realm of Asgard.]

You should acquire a room for yourself, man of iron.

[arrogantalloy]

Just call me Tony, Bambi.

They're over the top large, and this is coming from someone who thrives on being over the top.

[so whoah, totally forgot this fabulous tag ;A; ]

[not_a_troll]

[Loki smiles and nods, trying to remember how long those horns had been. And why those horns had been that long.]

Aye! But I do not go by the name of Bambi.

[It sounds like one would call a maiden.]

It might be connected to the height of my older self. Frankly, when compared to the fellow Asgardians, I have always been lacking in height.

[Because you are meaaaaaan]

[arrogantalloy]

Of course you do, you're not old enough to be prince of the forest just yet. Just keep an eye out for hunters in the meadow.

Yeah, he's not really that short. To your brother, yeah, maybe. But on the whole, human standards. No.

[Only slightly annoyed that Loki is taller than him]

Whatever his issues are, I'm pretty sure they aren't putting Napoleon to shame.

Re: [I am a horrible person :C]

[not_a_troll]

Is my older self taller than you are, Tony?

[That amuses Loki a bit and he chuckles. But for the rest he is not able to put the right connections yet. His knowledge about Midgard still is not on par to understand everything.]

Prince of the forest? I am a prince of Asgard.

[arrogantalloy]

Height isn't everything, boy wonder.

[He raises an eyebrow blandly at Loki's chuckle]

You know, things are going to become weird between us if you don't start watching the Disney channel.

[not_a_troll]

Aye. I agree with that.

[Loki nods shortly before he taps his chin shortly, wondering what a Disney channel might be.]

The Channel of Disney? Of course I shall observe such thing, but where do I obtain it?

[arrogantalloy]

It comes from the wondrous box with moving pictures on it, providing you have cable... Lots of pretty colours on the 'channel of Disney'. That's for sure.

[Now he's just blatantly being a dick]

[PFFFFFFFFFF TONY]

[not_a_troll]

[Loki kind of notices that.]

A television.

[It was a television, right?]

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony doesn't smirk, but just from looking at his eyes it's obvious that he really wants to]

Yeah, one of those. If this place has cable, it's got the Disney channel. What are your thoughts on talking llamas? Because if you like them, you're going to love that channel.

[not_a_troll]

I shall consult the closet in my room. The closets are able to provide you the things you desire.

I am not familiar with llama's. But if horses can talk, I will not be surprised if these llama's can do as well.

[arrogantalloy]

Really? They do? Got to say, that's sort of funny.

[Tony raises an eyebrow]

Talking horses? You've been watching Mister Ed, haven't you?

[not_a_troll]

Aye! They have even provided me my beloved shaken milk!

[Loki is really enthusiastic about this, as Tony might see.]

No. I am not familiar with Mister Ed, but there are talking ponies in this realm. I have met with one.

[arrogantalloy]

[Raises an eyebrow at his excitement]

Talking ponies? Yeah, okay. Got a great imagination you got there, kid. I think your brother gave his to you for a gift, I've never heard him be as imaginative than that.

[not_a_troll]

My brother is not very imaginative, Tony. I am quite sure that he will end up destroying his device of communication sooner or later.

[Loki shakes his head.]

But I can assure you that this realm has talking ponies. I do not lie!

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, somehow that doesn't surprise me.

[Tony still looks dubious about the ponies]

Now that's just weird.

[not_a_troll]

What strikes you as weird? The talking mares?

You have my word that I am not lying.

[arrogantalloy]

Of course I do, who wouldn't find that weird.


No offence, kid. But last encounter I had with you, all you did was lie. So other than you being a convenient leaning post. How am I going to know that you didn't start lying from a young age?

[not_a_troll]

[Tony's response does not really surprises him, after all, he had a reputation.]

I hate it when they presume I am lying all the time.

[Loki pouts. No, he really does not like it.]

[arrogantalloy]

Your future's past is kind of proceeding you, short run.

Hey look, if you say there's talking ponies. Then there's talking ponies.

[He shrugs, the last thing he needs is trouble with this kid]

[not_a_troll]

There are. Just call upon a mare named Pinkie Pie when one utilizes that device of communication.

I shall prove the past wrong.

[Loki kicks against a pebble.]

I shall!

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony watches him with a raised eyebrow then pats his should]

Hey, kid. Just keep doing the right things.

[He takes his hand away from Loki's shoulder, then shifts his weight. Feeling a little weird about trying to make someone who in their future throws him out of Tony's own high rise building. Is too strange and weird to really think about]

[not_a_troll]

[Loki smiles at that.]

Aye!

[The fact that Tony Stark appreciates his effort makes him feel giddy immediately. After all Tony Stark invented the Stark phone and he would not ever learned of the Midgardian world of internet without it.

He touches Tony's arm briefly, slightly amazed with how sturdy that iron felt under his fingers.]

I shall keep my promise!

[After that Loki dashes off, actually quite ecstatic by this entire conversation.]