Crash landing is the only way to make an entrance.

[arrogantalloy]

Who: Tony Stark, and anyone who comes across him.
Where: Somewhere on the front lawns.
When: July 2
Rating: G most likely
Summary: Tony arrives.


[Tony remembers hitting the ground, he also remembers JARVIS trying to tell him something was interfering with the suit. Everything between these two events are hazy]

...JARVIS?

Sir?

Where are we? And how did something manage to down the suit without touching it?

I am unable to pin point our location, sir. There is no data on what caused the suit to fail. Apart from superficial scratches, it seems that the thrusters are currently offline.

Well fix it, JARVIS.

It seems to be wiring damage, there's nothing I can do, sir.

Good thing we're on the ground then.

[Tony sits up on his elbows and looks around the area, seeing a building not too far away, then he slowly gets up. Opening his mask and looking down at the scratches]

When we get back to the tower, I really need to work on a paint that's harder to scratch off.

Keeping focused on the priorities, like always, sir.

Just focus on finding out where we are, JARVIS.

It may take some time.

I don't care, do it.

At once, sir.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Fingers. Not tentacles.

Well for thumbless ponies it's going to work isn't it?

[insidethechimney]

[Pinkie decides that this is getting boring.]

Can I try on your suit?

[arrogantalloy]

[Just. Stares.]

Um, yeah no. No one wears this suit but me. And anyway, you're ha-..Mane? Would get caught in it. Not happening.

[insidethechimney]

No, it wouldn't! Pretty pleeease?

[Pinkie decides that yes, it is happening. Finally something to top the discovery of the foot tentacles! But she'll have to be even more cunning.

Here comes the cunning, in the form of her cutest and saddest face.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Still staring]

The suit and I are one, pony express. Would you like it if I wanted to wear your skin around?

[Pokes at her curiously]

[insidethechimney]

Who wouldn't want to wear my skin? It's pretty great!

[She just giggles at the poke.]

[arrogantalloy]

[He pokes her again]

Pink isn't a good colour on me, so I'd be passing on that.

[insidethechimney]

[More giggles.]

Are you more of a purple person?

[arrogantalloy]

[He shakes his head with a smirk then raps his metal knuckles against his metal chest]

I'm more of a hot rod red and gold, kinda guy. If we're going to start talking about favourites.

[insidethechimney]

Red and gold are very pretty!

[She raps on his chest too, taking his example as an invitation.]

Is it just metal?

[arrogantalloy]

Gold-Titanium alloy actually. Meaning it's stronger and better than 'just metal'. I could tell you a great deal about this suit, but when you have normal humans staring at me with a glazed expression. I don't know how much is going to sink into a strawberry shetland pony's mind.

[insidethechimney]

I'd like to hear about it! My eyes won't glaze because they're not doughnuts.

Sorry it took so long!!!

[arrogantalloy]

The suit just functions as a prosthesis, protects me from most hand held weaponry, gives me the ability to fly... Normally. It also helps me defend myself when I need to.

I designed and built it myself.

[Tony decided to go with a simple explanation, getting the feeling that she could lose interest half way through his techno ramblings.]

It's cool!

[insidethechimney]

[She oohs and ahhs appreciatively.]

You can't fly in it any longer? Maybe I could help you fix it! And we could improve it so it can function as a water gun, too, and then we could have the whole mansion involved in a water fight!

Re: It's cool!

[arrogantalloy]

It's just got some broken wires, really. It'll take like a minute for me to fix. And no... I'm not putting a water gun in this.

[He things for a second then gives her a look over]

Though I could probably build you a wearable water cannon...

[insidethechimney]

[Her eyes seem to sparkle with delight.]

Really?!

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, sure. Why not. It's not like it's going to be very hard to do. Barely half a days work.

[insidethechimney]

[Congratulations, you're being hugged by a horse. (In case you're quite understandably wondering how that works - she's on her hind legs with her front two wrapped around his torso.) It's a good job he's in the suit, because Pinkie is squeezing hard.]

Thank you thank you thank yoooou!

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, oh. Wow. This is just. Awkward. While I'm glad you're happy and all but this is one of those boundary things.

You want to maybe, I don't know, get off me?