Crash landing is the only way to make an entrance.

[arrogantalloy]

Who: Tony Stark, and anyone who comes across him.
Where: Somewhere on the front lawns.
When: July 2
Rating: G most likely
Summary: Tony arrives.


[Tony remembers hitting the ground, he also remembers JARVIS trying to tell him something was interfering with the suit. Everything between these two events are hazy]

...JARVIS?

Sir?

Where are we? And how did something manage to down the suit without touching it?

I am unable to pin point our location, sir. There is no data on what caused the suit to fail. Apart from superficial scratches, it seems that the thrusters are currently offline.

Well fix it, JARVIS.

It seems to be wiring damage, there's nothing I can do, sir.

Good thing we're on the ground then.

[Tony sits up on his elbows and looks around the area, seeing a building not too far away, then he slowly gets up. Opening his mask and looking down at the scratches]

When we get back to the tower, I really need to work on a paint that's harder to scratch off.

Keeping focused on the priorities, like always, sir.

Just focus on finding out where we are, JARVIS.

It may take some time.

I don't care, do it.

At once, sir.

Comments

[not_a_hero]

Sherlock tented his fingers in front of his chin.

"Oh, has that not been explained already? Hn. You can chose anywhere that is unoccupied from the first to tenth floor and claim it as your own. It will furnish itself according to your desires much like all the other magical things here. You don't pay, you don't have a lease, you simply stay here."

[arrogantalloy]

"Someone could have said something. I don't always listen, I was probably backwards engineering something in my mind. But hey, tenth floor sounds good to me. I like being up high."

[not_a_hero]

"I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Stairs only, after all. But, then again, you can fly."

[arrogantalloy]

"Normally, yes. Coming here has apparently messed with some of my wiring. So, I'm going to have to get out the suit and fix it. Shouldn't take very long"

[not_a_hero]

"I'm sure you'll find everything you need. I'm not much on robotics or the like myself but you can have as many rooms as you like it seems. Go ahead and make a laboratory or whatever you like to call it."

He shifts to standing with his hands clasped behind his back, watching.

[arrogantalloy]

"Well at least I don't have to worry about living in a place that doesn't live up to the life I'm used to. Maybe I'll get think myself up a sunlight. Or just stick to all my outer walls are windows. Hmmm"

Tony starts thinking to himself as he picks up a burger mumbling to himself, mostly about thinking up top of the line parts to build a computer suitable for JARVIS. As he thought he stared at Sherlock without actually looking at him.

[not_a_hero]

"You can see the sun and outside from any room. The interior doesn't exactly conform to the exterior which makes sense when you consider that both can change during an event. But anything you can buy with money you can find here for free. Well, sex excluded."

[arrogantalloy]

"Hmm. Have mansion, Physic's need not apply"

Tony then smirks at Sherlock.

"There has never been a time in my life where I've ever had to pay for that."

[not_a_hero]

Sherlock tilts his head just slightly. Yes, everyone is impressed by sexual prowess. Bravo e_e

"Probably never been a time in your life where some 'lucky' woman wasn't available to volunteer. You'll find your selection of eligible women rather limited, though."

[arrogantalloy]

"Well Pepper always said I could use a break from being a... What was it? Oh, an 'unscrupulous hound dog' for a little while."

Tony finished his burger.

"That or become more experimental. If I run out of something to drink."

[not_a_hero]

Sherlock raises his eyebrow at that. Tony has no filter between his brain and his mouth. Refreshing, really.

"Lucky for everyone, there's an inexhaustible amount of alcohol on hand." He smiles one of his more fake smiles. "Well, I have everything I came for. Welcome to Wonderland."

[arrogantalloy]

"Sounds like the makings of a fantastic party, then."

Tony nods at the consulting detective, with an easy grin as he picks up another burger.

"Everything you came for, huh? Why do I feel like I have to charge, so I don't feel slutty?"

He chuckles.

"See you 'round, Holmes. Thanks for the welcome."

[not_a_hero]

Sherlock makes a strange face at him--because he is a very strange man--but nods all the same and heads back to whence he came.