Dick may be starting to like these fake scenarios. Humans sure do have a lot of stupid things they liked. Drama is all well and good sometimes, but it gets a little tiresome. He really does not pay much attention to television unless he is the one on it. He has to keep up with how the media is portraying him after all.

He feels as though he smells an excessive amount of garlic by the time Kevin is asking him, or rather him and Kevin's not mom, that question. He doesn't find anything eerie about that.

"Your mom should really be the one to tell that story. She absolutely loves telling it."

And as she begins, he reaches for the glass. Unfortunately he ends up bumping it and the contents spill on the table. It, of course, conveniently misses hitting him as it tends to in shows like this. When does the first attempt to out the monster ever work? He holds up his hand before anybody can speak up.

"I'm a little clumsy today. I'll refill this a little later. You were just getting to the best part! Please continue."