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entrancelogs2014-03-20 11:36 pm
notthesecondworstfighter) wrote in entrancelogs2014-03-20 11:36 pm
[open] event catch-all!
Who: Agent Washington and YOU!
Where: Around the mansion and grounds.
When: 3/20 to 3/27
Rating: PG-13 for now?
Summary: Wash gets himself into some situations with the new happenings around Wonderland.
The Story:
The Tower ;; 3/22
[Of all the new additions to the mansion and grounds, the tower was the one that had interested Wash the most. What was the point of it, he had to wonder? Wasn't the mansion enough the way it was, did they really need a tower too? Obviously, with how unnecessary it was, he has to investigate it.
Thoroughly.
It's a tall tower, and it takes him a good hour and a half to search through a fair portion of it. Although, as he finds himself standing on the staircase at one point, he realizes he's forgotten why he's searching around in the first place. This is Hogwarts, duh! He goes to school here, how could he even forget that?
Transfer student, that's what he is. ...Latecomer too, his letter got lost in the mail or something while he was a kid. That's why he was a space marine for a while, right? And...why he's so old compared to most of the other students? Yes, totally. This makes the most sense ever.
So, the newly realized Hufflepuff who's technically too old to be a student carries on his merry way, and can be found throughout the Hogwarts tower, maybe reading, maybe in class, or...maybe even trying to get his magical powers that he doesn't actually have to work.]
The Playground & elsewhere ;; 03/24-25
[Okay, so he hadn't played on the playground. He hadn't. He'd just...taken a seat on it for a while. That was all. It was finally a nice day outside, so sue him! ...And okay, maybe he'd wanted to get a closer look at the jungle-gym because he would have loved it as a kid, it was so ridiculous and tall and fun looking.
But he didn't play on it. Nope. Not at all.
It wasn't until he was leaving the area that he realized anything was wrong. The first sign was the fact that his armour was suddenly feeling a lot looser. It was hanging from him oddly, clanking around and everything like it wasn't fitting properly. Which obviously made no sense because the armor and the bodysuit both were made to his exact size.
With some investigation and tripping over himself and his armour, Wash makes it to his room and, in tugging everything off of himself, he realizes that he's...not him. Well, he is him, but he's him from like, highschool. Smaller, scrawnier, teenage-ier.
After an initial panic attack and flip out, he gets some clothes that actually fit him, and for the first time since his arrival in Wonderland, he isn't wearing a single bit of his armour. It's amazing.
In his young and awkward teenage form, made unrecognisable to most due to the complete lack of armour, Wash can be found throughout the mansions and the grounds, anywhere really! Most likely spending much of his time sitting around moping because he never wanted to be a teenager again, ugh.]
Outside the Diner ;; 03/26 ;; bodyswap with John
[So, okay, he'd thought they were done with these ridiculous things. He'd thought it'd be safe to have some lunch in the diner. How could that possibly go wrong, right? That's what he thought, but naturally, he was proven wrong.
Standing just outside the dining room, Wash is hit with the realization that he's suddenly shorter again. And... Uh. Where did his armour go, exactly? Looking down at himself only showed regular clothing, and he'd range that he was about at teen-height again. Goddammit, did the diner de-age you too?
Fuming silently, he folds his arms over his chest and huffs out an almost petulantly and refuses to move, refusing to believe that this is happening again.]
[ooc: teen!Wash replies will come fromwashing. apologies for throwing another Logan Lerman face around but I'm also not, really. anyone is free to run into Wash wherever, on any of the days, even if we had no plans. c: ]
Where: Around the mansion and grounds.
When: 3/20 to 3/27
Rating: PG-13 for now?
Summary: Wash gets himself into some situations with the new happenings around Wonderland.
The Story:
The Tower ;; 3/22
[Of all the new additions to the mansion and grounds, the tower was the one that had interested Wash the most. What was the point of it, he had to wonder? Wasn't the mansion enough the way it was, did they really need a tower too? Obviously, with how unnecessary it was, he has to investigate it.
Thoroughly.
It's a tall tower, and it takes him a good hour and a half to search through a fair portion of it. Although, as he finds himself standing on the staircase at one point, he realizes he's forgotten why he's searching around in the first place. This is Hogwarts, duh! He goes to school here, how could he even forget that?
Transfer student, that's what he is. ...Latecomer too, his letter got lost in the mail or something while he was a kid. That's why he was a space marine for a while, right? And...why he's so old compared to most of the other students? Yes, totally. This makes the most sense ever.
So, the newly realized Hufflepuff who's technically too old to be a student carries on his merry way, and can be found throughout the Hogwarts tower, maybe reading, maybe in class, or...maybe even trying to get his magical powers that he doesn't actually have to work.]
The Playground & elsewhere ;; 03/24-25
[Okay, so he hadn't played on the playground. He hadn't. He'd just...taken a seat on it for a while. That was all. It was finally a nice day outside, so sue him! ...And okay, maybe he'd wanted to get a closer look at the jungle-gym because he would have loved it as a kid, it was so ridiculous and tall and fun looking.
But he didn't play on it. Nope. Not at all.
It wasn't until he was leaving the area that he realized anything was wrong. The first sign was the fact that his armour was suddenly feeling a lot looser. It was hanging from him oddly, clanking around and everything like it wasn't fitting properly. Which obviously made no sense because the armor and the bodysuit both were made to his exact size.
With some investigation and tripping over himself and his armour, Wash makes it to his room and, in tugging everything off of himself, he realizes that he's...not him. Well, he is him, but he's him from like, highschool. Smaller, scrawnier, teenage-ier.
After an initial panic attack and flip out, he gets some clothes that actually fit him, and for the first time since his arrival in Wonderland, he isn't wearing a single bit of his armour. It's amazing.
In his young and awkward teenage form, made unrecognisable to most due to the complete lack of armour, Wash can be found throughout the mansions and the grounds, anywhere really! Most likely spending much of his time sitting around moping because he never wanted to be a teenager again, ugh.]
Outside the Diner ;; 03/26 ;; bodyswap with John
[So, okay, he'd thought they were done with these ridiculous things. He'd thought it'd be safe to have some lunch in the diner. How could that possibly go wrong, right? That's what he thought, but naturally, he was proven wrong.
Standing just outside the dining room, Wash is hit with the realization that he's suddenly shorter again. And... Uh. Where did his armour go, exactly? Looking down at himself only showed regular clothing, and he'd range that he was about at teen-height again. Goddammit, did the diner de-age you too?
Fuming silently, he folds his arms over his chest and huffs out an almost petulantly and refuses to move, refusing to believe that this is happening again.]
[ooc: teen!Wash replies will come from
washing. apologies for throwing another Logan Lerman face around but I'm also not, really. anyone is free to run into Wash wherever, on any of the days, even if we had no plans. c: ]
this is going to be a disaster. I can't wait
This is it. Wonderland has officially made him crack. He's gone crazy and he's...seeing himself. Huh. He'd never thought he was that vain.
And then he's talking to himself. Or something? It gets more confusing when his body is asking if he's him, and talking about people getting fucked with, and... Okay, what is going on here.]
Yeah, I'm Wash...
[His answer is a little wary as he squints up at himself, almost looking suspicious. Were people bodysnatching now??? Not cool.
And wait, what was that warning about powers and fucking him up? Taking the heed with a spread of panic through his chest whether he knows what the fuck is happening or not, Wash does his best impression of a statue and holds his breath.
...Until he has to speak.]
Okay, I'm going to need an explanation. If I'm me but you're me, who are you? [That makes sense. Totally.] Also, what powers, and how do I not breathe to avoid fucking myself up?
heehehehehehehehe
I'm John! Remember, the guy with windy powers? So, uh. That's where the breathing comes in, but. I think you should be okay? Like, the thing that I'd think people would have trouble with is kickback, and you're like. Used to shooting guns so. Just don't overdo it, I guess?
[It's not like he ever got a manual for how they worked himself, so Wash is just as bad off as he ever was.]
...And uh, I guess I should ask which buttons I shouldn't push? [He looks down at the armor, really not sure what to make of actually wearing it as compared to just holding a controller that moves it around.]
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[Looking down at himself again, patting his hands over the body he's now in and then through the tangle of black hair on his head, he realizes that his body is right. Er--John is right. Or something. He's in the kid's body.]
Don't overdo breathing? So what, just...don't breathe too hard or hyperventilate or anything? [The latter which he's already close to doing because what the fuck is going on and how did they switch bodies? And sure, he's used to kickback on guns, but not on his freaking breathing.
Still, he tries to take slow, careful breaths, and tries not to panic. Despite really wanting to panic.]
Oh, uhm... You should be okay as long as you don't press any of the buttons? [He sounds super certain.] It's not like you should really need to. I don't think. ...Just be careful with it.
[This is a disastrous situation they've gotten into, he knows it. He's stuck in a fifteen-year-old body that he has to worry about his breathing in, and there's a fifteen-year-old in his body in his power armour. No, this is going to end super well.]
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[He gives a lighthearted shrug and glances over his own body. He's definitely gonna get the helmet off at least-- it's super weird that he's never seen Wash's face. This is sort of the perfect opportunity for that. The rest, eh. Depends on how pervy he is feeling. Unless that's creepy.
...
No, that's totally creepy, he won't do that. Speaking of things he isn't going to touch:]
So, uh, then I should probably. Put this gun down.
[Guns are Jade's thing, not his.]
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[Please let that be a mean joke because god, what if he forgets and sighs, what if he gives himself a concussion. He's never had to watch his breathing before! This is going to be...a really big challenge.
John please don't check out his junk, that's totally creepy.If John wants to take the helmet off, Wash is okay with that, but when his attention is called to the gun... He maybe takes a half-step back. This is exactly why he should not swap bodies with a teenager. Or a child. Hell, with anyone. Please let this happen never again.]Uhm. Yeah, that's probably a good idea. [Nodding nodding, lots of nodding.] I don't think we need this to end up any messier than it already is.
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He already decided it's creepy, geez!John nods back once and, carefully, lays the gun on the ground. He has no idea where to start with unloading it or putting the safety on, so he just hopes putting it off to the side of the hall is enough, for now. Hopefully no crazies come up and swipe it.]Uh. So. I didn't hear about this one. How long do you think it'll last?
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[Just. Have to keep in mind that taking deep, calming breaths might be a bad idea. Which makes calming himself down more of a challenge than it would normally be.
Pursing his lips and doing his best to just take normal breaths and trying to hold onto that calm feeling that really wants to flip the fuck out right now, Wash watches as John sets the gun down. If they're staying here, that's fine, leave it on the ground, but if they're going anywhere, no way is he leaving it there for someone to take. He takes care of his equipment, dammit.]
I don't know, I haven't heard about it, either. Hopefully not too long, though? [Frowning now.] Shouldn't be more than a day, I think. That was about how long everything else lasted for me, anyway.
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What else have you gotten yourself into? I mean, I was a whaledolphinthing for a while, but that wasn't so bad, really.
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Uh. Well, I thought I was a student at Hogwarts for a while. And then I was a teenager again... [He hadn't even heard becoming a merthing was possible, but he does think his were maybe better. ...Or, mildly less awkward, anyway.] ...It was all kind of stupid. I should have thought to avoid more of the new additions to the mansion after those...
[RESISTING THE URGE TO SIGH. He still doesn't want a concussion, but he's definitely not impressed with this whole bodyswap thing.]