how many ways to get what you want
Who: Hector Barbossa (C-2, age 18) and YOU. Also Tony Stark (2-1, age 16) and you.
Where: All over event week.
When: The entire freaking event.
Rating: PG-13 with teen!punk!bb!Hector's mouth.
Summary: Catch-all for Tony and Hector during the event. Replies will come from
flytheflag (Hector) and
bratofiron (Tony).
The Story:
HECTOR:
a: [The good thing about having a class that can't agree on anything at all, and thus ending up with something lame like the rest area, is the fact that Hector can fuck off any time he wants, and no one will really notice. Or care. Which is good, because it's not like he was going to actually put in any work or anything. Why would he? The idea of a stupid festival is lame, and he absolutely has better things to do.
Which is why he can found on the roof, a lit cigarette dangling from the fingers of one hand, an open flask in the other, as he dangles his legs over the side of the building. He still has a hangover to work off, and boy does his appearance (never along the lines of anything like the uniform code to begin with) show it, with his matted red hair sticking up in every direction, his shirt ripped and untucked, and mismatched socks showing beneath the hem of his pants.
Though if asked nicely, he might share what he's got in the way of contraband substances. Might.]
b: [During the festival itself, Hector can be found lurking (when he's spotted at all) around the haunted house, fortune telling set up, and the art exhibit, and as far away from the rest area as possible. He doesn't actually participate, though he could most definitely be easily browbeaten persuaded to do something if someone were so inclined.
Not that the fuck you vibes and go to hell stare really advertise that.]
c: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!
TONY:
a: [The haunted house. Really, considering Tony himself and his own personal hobbies and interests, the class couldn't have gotten a better assignment. Because a haunted house? Needed monsters. And Tony? Needed something to keep his nagging old man off his back with proof he actually is doing more than being a little smartass in class because he can. And, hey, there's gotta be karma points in it for him if he helps make this the best haunted house ever, right?
He's surrounded himself with tools, unidentifiable parts in a heap, cans of paint, and more, hunched over something that might be vaguely humanoid in shape, though what the finished project will be is anyone's guess. He, of course, won't hear anyone approach, with his headphones on, and it's actually loud enough that the lyrics to "Paranoid" can be heard clear across the room.]
b: [During the festival when not running back and forth putting out small mechanical fires and working quick duct tape fixes on his monsters, Tony can be found stuffing his face at the onigiri booth or wandering around waffling between the fortune telling (because that's likely to just end badly) and the karaoke lounge, because that is really, truly, actually awful. Whoever thought that was a good idea either needs to be thrown a party or clubbed over the back of the head.
He's getting great blackmail material, though.]
c: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE!
[ooc; Brackets, prose, bring me your children.]

a - hector
Alice is going to find a good place to draw and lose herself in her imagination, that's what she wants. Just as Alice is on the roof, it's been preoccupied.
Well, no, he's not that bad, is he? One of her own, sort of speak, one who is ducking out from lessons and immersing themselves in social situations. Alice doesn't outright approach, clutching a messenger bag over her right shoulder, sketchbook in one hand. ]
I won't say anything if you don't.
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Oh. It's her. and people think he's weird. He might be quiet, but she's the scary quiet type. Which says something.]
Oh, really. [and he doesn't sound the slightest bit concerned.] And what are they going to do to me if you do. Expel me? I'm not that lucky.
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[ She can sympathize with that, to a degree. While Alice tends to wander off, as always, she values education greatly. She isthe scary quiet type and she likes it that way, often passing people like Hector here more than others. The misfits, as it were, are ones that Alice seems to get along better with by far. ]
I don't particularly take their threats seriously, anyway.
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For the record, however, he can totally envision her as queen of the bats or something else equally creepy, though he doesn't say so aloud, instead opting for another drag and watching her through narrowed eyes.]
I might be reaching here, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess I don't either. Considering.
[He gives a little salute with the flask, before take a swallow.]
What are you doing up here, anyway.
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Then again, Alice has no room to judge, considering. She does pull out her sketchbook at the mention of her purpose for coming up here. ]
I can't concentrate on my drawings.
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One last puff on the cigarette and he flicks it out over the grounds. They can add littering on to everything else. Watch him not care.]
You draw, then. [Not so much a question, as a flat statement.]
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[ Why would she get on him for smoking? Or loitering? Alice finally decides to sit, only because she doesn't plan on moving anytime soon. Of course, it is with a heavy distance away from him. She does this with everyone, he is no different. ]
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Do ya now. [He's not even sure if he really cares, or is just making conversation, since that's what you do when you skip class to sit on the roof. To not is the height of delinquent rudeness.] And so you figure this be the best place to be doing that, then.
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[ She's joking, mostly. Mostly. She just may even find herself in detention from
having a smarry mouth or back-talking someone. All these things she does and more. ]
Really, do you want to see that happen?
Hector B!
Yup.
No way this can go badly.
At least her drawing is pretty okay?. She missed a toe, sure, but who knows what panthers paws look like? Nobody, probably.
And hopefully not Hector who is headed right this way oh bunny dumplings he's gonna see it. Doing her best to not actually flail her arms, Shannon shuffles to the side as casually as possible and stands directly in front of her drawing. Hopefully he, uh, never saw it was there in the first place. Yup. No way she drew more attention to it by meeping quietly and sidling to her left along the wall. Nope.]
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Nope, sure didn't see that a bit.
He pauses in his approach a moment, making a face, shoving his hands in his pockets. Art people are so weird. But he continues his way on over, anyway, not needing to stand on tiptoe to really see behind her, but doing it anyway.]
Is this supposed to be some kind of shock performance art or something. Stand in front of it and then shock the viewer with the mutant cat foot, or what?
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[She's blushing pretty hard, and boy is it difficult to meet Hector's eyes.]
And it's not performance art. I just. Didn't want you to see it.
b - underneath the cherry blossom tree ♥
Specifically it is raining magazine spreads, pages lovingly torn out for Hector's viewing pleasure, sailing down from a tree in the branches of which young George Villiers is nesting, along with all the helpful commentary he gladly provides for the occasion. ]
Something simple, but elegant, that's what I thought,
[ he muses as the first page comes sailing down. ]
Lovely to show off those shoulders too! Or maybe something.... a little more elaborate, you know, but still very- very subtly bringing out the colour of your eyes.
[ Paper rips, another page falls. ]
Or! Or, Hector, now, hear me out: Or... something bold, and very, mhhh... very in touch with your feminine side.
[ The last page comes sailing down, and George closes the tattered remains of his magazine for the time. ]
Of course the most important part is that you feel comfortable in your own skin while still blowing them away.
taking u out behind the building, kicking ur ass, assface
Ah.
That voice.
That annoying, loathsome voice.
The first image drifts down and he plucks it out of the air, raising an eyebrow. Then the second and the third, and he goes over them a moment, stroking his chin a bit thoughtfully. As though he's remotely taking any of this seriously beyond dragging that asshole out of the tree and kicking his face in.
(Spoiler: He's not.)]
Not this one. [He tosses aside the first.] Me legs are too nice for all that. This one. [He waves the second a moment before tossing it aside, as well.] A wee bit 1980s for me own tastes, speaking personally. And this one? [He looks up into the tree then, holding up the third dress.] I'm a ginger, mate. Gingers ain't wearing red if they can help it. Honestly, how is it that I know this, and you don't.
ha ha can't catch me can't catch me
[ He throws the rest of the magazine down at Hector. ]
Here's the whole summer collection to look at, I want you... I want you to be the prettiest you that you can be!
[ George tries to keep the laughter out of his voice, he really does, but his stupid grin is already stupidly wide, and even clenching his teeth together barely keeps him from snorting a giggle. ]
A - Tony, BECAUSE I NEED ALL THE HIGHSCHOOL AU FOR THESE TWO
Taking a break from his own project, which had been its own headache until he figured out what to do about it, he goes over to where he knows Tony's working on his own. So supposedly he's not meant to see it, or to even know anything about it, but he's here anyway. He walks up to where Tony's sitting on the ground, tapping him lightly on the shoulder to let him know he's right there. ]
PRETEND I HAVE ACTUALLY FINISHED SETTING UP TONY'S JOURNAL i will have for the next tag shhh
And sleep.
He starts at the tap on the shoulder, before reaching up and pulling off his headphones, squinting up at Bruce.]
You need to learn to knock, man. [But it's obviously a joke, as he reaches over to pause the music.] What's up. Come to do some recon on the haunted house? You will...Sing my praises to whoever asks when you leave, right?
I don't know if I can forgive you.
What are the odds you'd have heard me, though? [ Not with that song blasting as it was, besides the door wasn't exactly closed. He only had to step through. ]
Not a chance. You already sing your own praises enough as it is. [ A little eyebrow quirk, and he looks over the humanoid robot he's working on. ] So what's this gonna be? Vampire, werewolf? Evil zombie Santa?
I lied. /sob Time got away from me. Also, yeah, I went there.
[But at the question, he perks up completely, because if there's anything Tony likes to talk about other than his being an absolute genius, it's the things he actually proves that with.] Evil zombie Santa, I like that. I'll keep that in mind. No, this is, in fact, going to be the crown jewel of my collection for this thing. Say hello to Ultron.
eheheee
Ultron? [ He looks from the robot to Tony for a moment, thinking amusedly to himself how often his friend refers to his creations as crown jewels. ] Cool name. So what's it gonna do?
A - Hector
Not all of the time, at least, which isn't unusual when you go to a high school where a dragon (of all things) has chosen to lurk. A young dragon with a lame fin on his tail, and absolutely no sign of ownership whatsoever. The school's tried to chase the Nightfury out as discretely as possible, but none of the attempts have stuck. Toothless is there for good.
Case in point, now, when he spots Hector and decides to investigate, carrying what looks like a giant chicken leg in his mouth that was "relieved" from the kitchens. He's come up here to eat his prize, his movements quiet but audible on the roof tile.]
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And, well, it's got food, hasn't it? So it's not likely to eat him, unless it decides it wants dessert. And he's fully aware he's a stick, and probably doesn't look any more appetizing than a toothpick.
And at this moment, he's oddly okay with that.]
Oi. Those sods down in 3-1 are doing better than that, next time you get a bit peckish, mate. [And that is in no way because he thinks them freaking out over a dragon stealing food would be hilarious.] Better than the kitchens, anyway.
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Oh, yes. Doesn't he know it. He's already raided them once or twice.
Leaving it completely unambiguous, the young dragon puffs out his chest and holds his head high, looking as smug as dragonly possible.]
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He can only hope it's that George rotter. Would make his day, it would.]
So here's me question, and stop me if you've been asked it before. [He pauses in that, taking a drag on the cigarette.] What's a dragon want to hang around a place like this. Damned boring, honestly.
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At the question, though, all the answer he has is to cant his head to the side and lick his lips.
There's a lot of food in this so-called boring place.]
hector - a
Hey, you look wrecked from last night, but that was fun, huh? What're you stuck doing downstairs?
gonna side eye you so hard when this is over
One thing at a time there, mate. [Because honestly, wrecked is probably putting it nicely.] I dunno, some rest area nonsense. Didn't hang around long enough to get picked to do anything.
bring it on, buddy, bring it on.
Anyway none of that matters right this second and he shrugs, swinging his own dangling legs a bit. ]
That sounds like a whole lot of boring bullshit. Mine was kind of fun at least, for a little.
[ a grin. ]
I got to mess with Ned too, so that was great.
a | hector
she doesn't know many of the upperclassmen unless they're in the blood oranges or friends with frank or annabeth, and it's not like she hangs out with their crowd, anyway. but she has seen hector around — let's be honest, he sticks out. and he's got a reputation, which is something clarisse can admire. not that she... does. maybe she just thinks he's kind of cool. that's it. maybe he kind of reminds her of her dad, which... could go either way, really. dad bailed when she and frank were kids, but she apparently takes after him the most. she doesn't remember much, but she does remember his old leather jacket and the way he always smelled like smoke and liquor. all she really has are fond memories, up until her mom told them "daddy has to go away for a while." yeah, and then daddy never came back. to say she's bitter is an understatement, but at least she's always had frank and annabeth, even if she pretends she's not related to them half the time.
she sits a few feet away from hector, her back to the edge of the roof. she gives him a sidelong glance, noticing the flask in his hand. she nods to it. ]
Hey. That empty?