Tornado. Definitely a tornado. Ianto shook his head, a tiny smile creeping onto his face in response to Jack's million-watt grin. How was he supposed to resist?

"Well if he can find Wales on the map he'll be doing better than I do with half of the States."

Somehow he wasn't surprised at the long list of friends Jack was rattling off. Friends, and two weird people to avoid, which he'd normally think of as a sign of someone Ianto might like. From a guy as friendly as Jack, though, he might take "weird" more seriously.

He cleared his throat. "All right, I guess."

And if he woke up with marker on his face or one hand in warm water, he probably deserved it for caving this fast.