Oh he is SO telling him about Twilight.

"That kind of logic doesn't work in Wonderland, mate," Simon counters with a chuckle and a shake of his head. "I think everything exists here. There was an elf here for a bit. Pretty girl. She was dating a dwarf. Thought that broke some rules somewhere, but they seemed happy enough. So technically, they romanticized themselves. Sorry to burst your bubble about the puppies and rainbows. Although there's enough monsters that are ugly and nasty still, so don't take it too hard."

Simon nods at the empty glass the man had set down at the bar. "Can I get you a refill? What were you drinking?"