What, is that it? Seriously? [Stan scoffs.] You couldn't be more of a doormat unless you laid down and let people walk all over you.

[This, of course, makes Stan a huge hypocrite since he was just on Morty for being too uptight. Not that Stan actually cares or anything.]

Don't you care why you even got thrown in here? At least I can own that I'm a terrible human being who probably deserves all this. You're just all "Eh, I-I guess he's got a problem with me or somethin'!"

[Hopefully Morty appreciated that attempt at falsetto. It's not his fault his voice doesn't go as high as Morty's.]