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entrancelogs2015-12-12 02:37 pm
vitaelamorte) wrote in entrancelogs2015-12-12 02:37 pm
Krampusjail Pajama Party | OPEN
Who: All of the Prisoners of the Krampus.
Where: Some unground dungeon that definitely wasn't here before all this started.
When: All event
Rating: PG - R, depending on exactly how naughty your characters have been.
Summary: Catch-all log for Krampusjail shenanigans throughout the event! So you were a bad person and got yourself tossed into Krampusjail in the middle of the night - now what?
The Story:
If your character is someone who could be considered “naughty” or “a terrible human being” for whatever reason then they may be visited by the Krampus this Ewaymas. For the first day they will hear chains rattling intermittently throughout the day, and only they (and others the Krampus has targeted) will be able to hear these chains. Then, that night, when they're trying to sleep, the Krampus will come for them in the middle of the night. He will then proceed to smack them around with birch branches and shove them into a woven basket and carry them away. The naughty character in question will find themselves thrown into a dark dungeon (in a place that looks suspiciously like the caves and tunnels of Wonderland, but far enough down that no one can hear them). There are multiple cells though, so they may have some company in Krampusjail. The Krampus will occasionally come by like a horrible jailer to hit them with his birch switch and get them to admit their wrongdoings and atone for them, but otherwise they will be left alone to think about what they've done. For food, they will have water brought to them and small baskets of adorably horrifying bread in the Krampus' likeness. If a character starts to show that they really regret their behavior and that they're really sorry, whether the Krampus is there or not, the door will swing open and they will be released early. If they lie about how sorry they are or they refuse to apologize, they will have to serve their full sentence – which will be three to five days, depending on exactly how naughty they've been.
Since the maximum sentence is five days, put the dates your character will be in Krampusjail in the subject of your top level, so others will know whether their characters will be jailed at the same time or not! If you have questions, please direct them to The Event's FAQ thread. Prose or [Brackets] are more than welcome!
Where: Some unground dungeon that definitely wasn't here before all this started.
When: All event
Rating: PG - R, depending on exactly how naughty your characters have been.
Summary: Catch-all log for Krampusjail shenanigans throughout the event! So you were a bad person and got yourself tossed into Krampusjail in the middle of the night - now what?
The Story:
If your character is someone who could be considered “naughty” or “a terrible human being” for whatever reason then they may be visited by the Krampus this Ewaymas. For the first day they will hear chains rattling intermittently throughout the day, and only they (and others the Krampus has targeted) will be able to hear these chains. Then, that night, when they're trying to sleep, the Krampus will come for them in the middle of the night. He will then proceed to smack them around with birch branches and shove them into a woven basket and carry them away. The naughty character in question will find themselves thrown into a dark dungeon (in a place that looks suspiciously like the caves and tunnels of Wonderland, but far enough down that no one can hear them). There are multiple cells though, so they may have some company in Krampusjail. The Krampus will occasionally come by like a horrible jailer to hit them with his birch switch and get them to admit their wrongdoings and atone for them, but otherwise they will be left alone to think about what they've done. For food, they will have water brought to them and small baskets of adorably horrifying bread in the Krampus' likeness. If a character starts to show that they really regret their behavior and that they're really sorry, whether the Krampus is there or not, the door will swing open and they will be released early. If they lie about how sorry they are or they refuse to apologize, they will have to serve their full sentence – which will be three to five days, depending on exactly how naughty they've been.
Since the maximum sentence is five days, put the dates your character will be in Krampusjail in the subject of your top level, so others will know whether their characters will be jailed at the same time or not! If you have questions, please direct them to The Event's FAQ thread. Prose or [Brackets] are more than welcome!
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[This, of course, makes Stan a huge hypocrite since he was just on Morty for being too uptight. Not that Stan actually cares or anything.]
Don't you care why you even got thrown in here? At least I can own that I'm a terrible human being who probably deserves all this. You're just all "Eh, I-I guess he's got a problem with me or somethin'!"
[Hopefully Morty appreciated that attempt at falsetto. It's not his fault his voice doesn't go as high as Morty's.]
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Morty throws what's left of the bread back in Stan's direction. ]
Jeez, i-is this the kinda thing you wanna do in jail? Talk about being awful and pick on people u-u-until they get on your level? I never said I don't deserve to be here. I'm just trying to-- go with the flow until I get out o-or die or something! Whatever this stupid adventure is supposed to be about.
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[He's seen it happen way too many times - guys so eager to stay out of trouble that they get taken advantage of and fall into the wrong crowds. Rico was good at doing that to people.]
Either way you oughta consider yourself lucky - this place is a piece of cake compared to real jail. [And with that, he tosses Morty's bread right back at him and then snickers.] Ha! Or should I say piece of bread? Get it? 'Cause I threw bread at you?
[He'll just be over here laughing at his own bad joke.]
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Now his grandpa is going to wind up stone-cold sober and everything will be downhill from the beginning of that nightmare. Whatever happened to people putting aside their differences and working together towards a common goal? Good old fashioned sidequest stuff. Why did he have enough regard for it to be disappointed anymore? Mysteries abound.
Morty sends the bread back in Stan's direction with a frown, with less of a throw and more of a floor-skidding technique. ]
Look, why can't you wait for the stupid demon to come back a-and throw stuff at him? He's just gonna hit people with sticks and give us more gross... demon bread, anyway.
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Who said I'm not gonna? If anyone deserves crusty bread in the face it's that jerk, but he ain't here now.
[So his plan had just been to throw bread at whoever's nearby just so he'd have something to do, but Morty's not getting the fun kind of upset and it's such a buzzkill.]
So are you always this whiny or what?
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I don't know. I-it's maybe fifty-fifty? You know? I think, I-I'm usually a pretty consistent guy when it comes to that. But a lot of that really depends on what's going on, too.
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So you've got a fifty-fifty shot of being really annoying then. Good to know. Those are pretty lousy odds, kid.
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[ He would train until he could backflip into the sun, then backflip into the sun. One-Flip Morty. ]
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[It's so weirdly specific and ill-fitting for the situation that it actually throws him for a moment. Congratulations, Morty.]
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[ Weirdly specific and ill-fitting is his life's unfortunate calling. ]
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[Stan wouldn't have even tried to be polite, honestly. He would have just booed the thing from the beginning.]
Heh. Y'know what though? You oughta see if that Krampus guy's got a crummy screenplay next time he comes around. Then we can all tell him how awful it is, and we'll get the heck outta here!
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And in this case... maybe it would be more acceptable to listen to a crummy screenplay than to die in jail. ]
I'll be honest, you know? I-I dunno what that would say about all of us as muses for writers or demon goat bakers or anything, but I could live with that.
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[That and it'll give Stan less of a headache. ...Mostly that, honestly.]
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No, what's infuriating is that he can't think of a snappy comeback. Story of his life. ]
Yeah, w-well you brush up on... on yours, pal. I mean. If you've gotta make your glasses into a shiv in case it doesn't work, then do it, you know? I-I-I'm sure my grandpa hasn't tried it yet.
[ Mostly because Rick doesn't even have glasses. But also because he's putting a lot of his bets on hallucinogenic mold right now. ]