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Alistair (Theirin) ([personal profile] fatherlesskind) wrote in [community profile] entrancelogs2016-02-12 08:05 pm

You want me to what? BE QUIET? | Open

Who: Alistair ([personal profile] fatherlesskind) and YOU
Where: All around Wonderland
When: February 12th
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Summary: Without so much as a pillow fight to be seen, Alistair has to amuse himself somehow. In a very regal, solemn manner, naturally.
The Story:

A - The woods

From somewhere within the woods this morning comes the unmistakable rattle and crash of metal and wood meeting with force, punctuated by the occasional wordless shout of exertion.

Should anyone go looking for the source, the sounds will lead them to a decent sized clearing among the trees. There, a towering figure in full medieval plate armour batters away with sword and shield at a training dummy, heedless of how much noise he's making or if there's anyone else around to be bothered by it. Both shield and breastplate bear a heraldic griffon, the symbol of the Grey Wardens for those who might recognise it, and those who don't might well remember the large, cheerful man often seen wandering around Wonderland with a similar sword at his hip.

He's so intent on vanquishing his imaginary foe that should anyone approach him his first response will be to turn on them, weapons raised in anticipation of an attack. He lowers both a moment later with a chagrined look. "Sorry. I was- Sorry."


B - The grounds

There's still snow outside.

There's snow outside and, for the moment, no trouble or monsters or anything. No pressing need to be somewhere else or to avoid notice or to maintain appearances or anything.

So later in the day Alistair can be seen disappearing outside to find himself a secluded corner somewhere.

An hour or so later the assault begins. Anyone walking the grounds outside the mansion may find themselves under attack. A snowball to the face or back accompanied by a gleeful shout from the one responsible. He's far from stealthy, dressed in dark colours that stand out against the backdrop of white and feet crunching through the snow as he attempts to sneak up on his victims with an armful of missiles. But he has a good arm and those snowballs can travel a long way. Stand and fight or make a run for it, either way he's not about to let up.


C - The library

[In an unusual turn-up, Alistair is in the library. Reading a book. (Yes, shut up, he knows how to read. And no, the tiny letters don't strain him, thank you.)

He's curled up in a chair, sword on the ground beside him, utterly engrossed in the book he'd found whilst poking around. The cover depicts a red-haired woman in armour, surrounded by foes and wielding a sword and shield. Rather appropriately as the book itself is titled 'Swords & Shields' by one Varric Tethras.

As he reads a bright red flush crawls up his cheeks and he hunches further and further over the open book as if trying to hide it from view. He's so caught up in it he doesn't even notice if there's anyone else in the library.

Turning a page he pauses, eyes going wide.]

Oh. Wow.



D - Other

[Choose your own prompt. Alistair can be found anywhere around Wonderland poking his nose into things and talking a lot.]


[OOC: Prose or brackets, take your pick and I'll match.]
villainously: ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ (39)

[personal profile] villainously 2016-03-11 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
The last one, really. Being a woman isn't an insult.

( he would be a great and also a very attractive lady, if it came down to that. no, that would be fine, being a cowardly fool fleeing from the Crocodile and shrieking a trite vendetta against Pan was the problem. it was so superficial and disregarded so much of what had happened, it was incredibly insulting.

the biggest hint is the hook, considering Captain Hook was apparently known as James instead of Killian in the book. again, where had that come from? how could the story be so bloody wrong? )


Alistair, then. ( it's not entirely willful exclusion that Killian doesn't offer where he's from on top of it. he's so old and it's been so long, he doesn't exactly remember the land he was born in. ) Now I did come in here to read, believe it or not, so don't let my presence continue to distract you.
villainously: ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ (19)

[personal profile] villainously 2016-03-14 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
( well at least he doesn't have to worry about a better version of himself. the fictionalized version of his life is incredibly wrong and far from superior. he was a fool with a vendetta against a sociopathic child scared of the sound of clocks and an actual crocodile. just skin the thing and be done with it, honestly. he lifts his eyebrows at the assertion he's not the only one it's happened to. he knows that, to a point — pretty much everyone in his world suffers from the story being retold incorrectly. that it's a commonality here in Wonderland is news to him, though.

still, however curious, he doesn't bite. if he wants to know more later, haha Alistair, he knows your name and can probably find you now. sucks to be you. as it is, he just waves a dismissive hand at the reminder he was the one that got distracted, but you could also call it a wave goodbye if you thought Hook had manners. Alistair probably knows better. )