That is- [Entirely accurate. But. He's so not admitting it.] Exactly what is supposed to be happening.
[Right down to his ruined shirt. Yes. Planned. All of it. Obviously. If he looks completely overwhelmed by rampaging kittens maybe more people will take pity on him and adopt one. Or two. Or three.
Speaking of which, there's been no objections to the idea of her keeping one so he figures he may as well try pushing his luck. Bending down, Alistair scoops up another kitten as it bounds past and attempts to deposit this one in her arms too. While offering an explanation to distract her from the clever ploy.]
An accident with the closets. [Because, in what is a surprise to all, this really did have nothing to do with him.] Or that's what he told me.
[And he's pretty sure Anders wouldn't lie to him. Though maybe he should be more careful about who he tells that to in case someone wants to repeat the whole thing with animals that would be worse to deal with. Like pigs. Or dragons.]
no worries!
[Right down to his ruined shirt. Yes. Planned. All of it. Obviously. If he looks completely overwhelmed by rampaging kittens maybe more people will take pity on him and adopt one. Or two. Or three.
Speaking of which, there's been no objections to the idea of her keeping one so he figures he may as well try pushing his luck. Bending down, Alistair scoops up another kitten as it bounds past and attempts to deposit this one in her arms too. While offering an explanation to distract her from the clever ploy.]
An accident with the closets. [Because, in what is a surprise to all, this really did have nothing to do with him.] Or that's what he told me.
[And he's pretty sure Anders wouldn't lie to him. Though maybe he should be more careful about who he tells that to in case someone wants to repeat the whole thing with animals that would be worse to deal with. Like pigs. Or dragons.]