I would have but someone decided I needed to get involved in his mess and I wound up in the middle of it. [Any ideas who that someone might be Anders? Here's a hint, he's loud and annoying and asking to be dumped bodily into the garden fountain when there's no longer kittens to take care of.] Next time he can face the hordes of clawed beasts on his own.

[At least they can agree that nugs are disturbing. No surprise only the crazy ex-bard likes them. But don't dismiss the joy a golem doll can bring a person Anders.]

Well if you want to be boring. [And tasty. Maybe not such a bad option.] Is that how you really spend your nights? You want to watch you don't need bigger robes soon.