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Who: Morty Smith | Soos Ramirez + OPEN
Where: Various!
When: Through the rest of April.
Rating: PG-13, to be changed as needed. There'll be zombies and death talk, but I don't plan to be detailed about it.
Summary: A Morty and/or Soos catch-all for the rest of April. Scrawny teenagers wailing on zombies. Loyal handymen getting infected and ringing in their first mansion death.
The Story: [ split into separate comments below for organizational ease! ]

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[onetruemorty]

Domain names are always half the battle. Morty gets a little preoccupied with trying to remember exactly what sorts of shows the CW does versus whatever all the other networks are bringing in. Like, he's sure he's got the gist of all that, it's just keeping it in order that's a bitch to manage. He thinks he kinda likes the CW, though.

Downside to preoccupation: not prepared for zombie attack. Rick covered his ass this time, but it's all around pretty much not the right moment to think about TV networks. Get your head in the game, Morty. These assholes sure aren't gonna do it for you. They're downright asking to get vaporized.

"Whoa, thanks. Y-you're probably right about that one. Like we can't really, we can't say we cleared a hallway out unless we hit the rooms, too." Morty does whatever the appropriately cool thing to do with laser guns vis-à-vis cocking or reloading them. There is no better time. "I can go low if you go high?"

[wriggedywrecked]

Rick is already checking the next room before Morty finishes speaking. He's kinda sorta slightly a bit more on the ball now. If anyone's gonna die in this stupid event, it's gonna be Rick, not Morty.

His Replacement Morty voucher is no good in this dimension, after all. Yeah.

"Not a terrible idea, Morty. Y-You're starting to, to really think like a, like I dunno, like a scientist o-or something."

The next room is locked. A couple more zombies are yelling and hollering from the direction of the stairwell, so Rick just tosses a grenade that way. There's an explosion and the yelling turns briefly to screaming, then to silence. Nice.

"And watch our backs, Morty, I d-d-don't wanna get ass-fucked by a goddamn mushroom."

[onetruemorty]

Oh, wow. 'Not a terrible idea' is pretty high praise coming from Rick. Sometimes shooting things together really does bring out that sense of family bonding, huh?

"Yeah, I've got it covered, Rick. Not turning into a zombie is, that's pretty much my top priority right now anyway." And for once, normal human priorities pay off.