'Tis rather inconvenient like this. +

[vitaelamorte]

Who: You! !oot ,uoy dnA
Where: Wonderland, both Real and Mirror side
When: June 3 to June 10
Rating: PG-13, will vary by thread, warnings for higher ratings appreciated
Summary: A catch-all log for Mirrors and Reals during the reverse espionage event. Anything from Mirrors leading their daily lives, over Reals reacting to the show, to Reals and Mirrors exchanging messages goes here. Just label your locations and sides accordingly!
The Story:

Your own medicine is worth twice the sweetness in the bush, that is what they say! Here is my plan, now make sure you listen well, or you get it wrong, and then I would need to pair you all up, for only two even wrongs set my head back on right, and we've no time for such things, no time at all, do we?

As mighty as the sharpest blade, as stout as the hardest shield, a spool of thread woven from hearts of gold. It must exist, and I must have it! She'll do worse to my head if I search, but you'll help, won't you? I will let you see, and you will be my eyes! All good things come tomorrow - then I'll let you see, and you'll be my eyes, and when it's all done you'll use your own mouths to tell my personal ears all you know, won't you?

All of Wonderland's mirrors are suddenly working in reverse. The Real side can see everything, and the Mirror side is left with nothing but their own reflections. Details of the event can be found here.

Comments

[astigmatism]

You think any of 'em are gonna be happy to see us?

[He arches one brow upward skeptically.]

We're pretty much all the parts of them they don't want to admit could exist. I know for a fact that my little twinsie, for one, isn't too jazzed about this whole shebang.

[niceandhelpful]

Well, sure! Some of them must be! Maybe not yours or mine, b-but there's a lot of very nice people over there! Have a little faith!

[astigmatism]

'Cept we're not really what the kids call trustworthy. I mean, in theory, sure. But in practice?

[He gestures vaguely in the direction of the nearest reflective surface.]

What would any of them want with us when they've got the Real Things?

[niceandhelpful]

It's not about needing people, or wanting, or usefulness, or a-anything like that. People are important by merit of existing! And there's no reason we can't exist here happily, right? We can just be their friends! Or l-like an alliance between two countries!

[astigmatism]

[...

God. He forgot how much he hates unrelenting optimism.]

You're unbearably naive.

[niceandhelpful]

Not at all! Just unbearably optimistic.

[astigmatism]

Oh, right. Glad you made the distinction.

[He peers at the glass, remembers he can't see out of it anymore, and scowls.]

This might be one of the rare circumstances in which I think I might actually prefer the Real Thing.

[niceandhelpful]

It's an important distinction to make.

[He's not naive. He just believes the best in everyone and everything!]

Well, that's fair! I guess I can be a little o-off-putting.

[astigmatism]

Literally nothing gets you down? Like, at all? Not even how off his rocker your Real is?

[niceandhelpful]

Not much! Positivity is the key to a happy life. And he's not so bad. You know, h-he has a soft side!

[astigmatism]

[Good lord. Any more of this and he thinks he might puke.]

Say someone came along and just shot you, like pfft - [He mimes a fingergun.] - right now. Would y'still stay positive then?

[niceandhelpful]

Haven't you ever heard of people being saved through the power of belief? If you believe you'll be okay, sometimes you r-really do end up okay.

[astigmatism]

And sometimes you end up with a bullet in your gut. But, hey, that's your gamble. Not mine.

[Yeah, he's bored of this fuck already. Time to get something to eat.]

I'm gonna eat lunch.

[niceandhelpful]

Enjoy your lunch! [He waves.]