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ghflskhu_ph ([personal profile] ghflskhu_ph) wrote in [community profile] entrancelogs2016-08-09 11:34 pm

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when

Who: Closed to Bill Cipher and Stanford Pines
Where: Stanford's apartment, a clinic, and in the mutant only restrictive zones!
When: Event days August 5th-8th!
Rating: PG-13 for now. Knowing Bill, something weird probably.
Summary: Two old 'friends' reunite, 'bond' over failed projects, and share in the 'joys' of hiding a fugitive under the governments nose.
The Story:

The walk outside the clinic is always a triumphant one. Bill’s been putting off a blood check way too long, maybe now he can get his bank account unfrozen and get a proper meal in his gut! He nearly takes a triumphant fall instead when he sees the testers following him out the door.

“Hold it right there, Mr. Cipher.”

“What? You got your sample, you want a hug too--”

“The results are inconclusive… your DNA doesn’t match.”

“Hey, I’m as confused as you, but that's MUTATION’S FOR YA! Whaddiya gonna do?”

“Come in for a follow up.”

“Iiii don’t think so. SEE, I’m kind of on the ANEMIC SIDE; NEEDLES make me a bit queasy; health is AGAINST my reli--”

“You have already incurred several violations Cipher, we can’t permit you leave this residency until we lay these claims to rest. Come in and make this easy on yourself.”

“Look, I don’t NEED to prove I’m mutant, all right? THIS is what ALL DISABLED MUTANTS deal with! CHECK THE EYE; you think ‘EYE’ WANT to look like this?! Hehe! Get it? It's funny because it's wordplay-”

“Sir.”

“H-howwww do I know YOU aren't all human extremists huh? Trying to study me in place of our FINE PROFESSIONALS! Humans drink blood, right? I think humans drink blood!”

“Please come right this way, sir”

They gently beckon and Bill grits his teeth, keeping his VERY forced smile in place. He can’t fight it. Fleeing is admitting immediate guilt. Humans would throw a fit if someone was just plucked off the street… but this is a mutant only district. Who is even going to see? Bill glances around, eye catching onto a figure standing nearby.

“Now, now! I’m sure this PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE person whoinnowayshapeorformisabouttoratmeout can vouch for me!...”


That had been the conversation that led up to it all. Even now, Bill isn't entirely sure that getting out of that jam was worth it, considering the mess that followed. Good or bad, such ideas were irrelevant, one thing was for certain: the week that followed was one of the weirdest.