...I can't use fire magic, Mettaton.

[They laugh, because it never stops being funny how much they're the odd one out in the family.]

I'm a human, or something that's supposed to vaguely resemble one. I can't do monster tricks.

[When Asriel had magic lessons from his parents, Chara just sat at the side and knitted. Not as cool, but at least they made plenty of socks.]

I already know all about playing with matches, though, and that's certainly close enough, isn't it?