you know normally, meeting you, i'd think i was pretty boned. i'd say it's not the first time i've faced death, but that seems a bit overwrought. boy, they say there's only two things certain in life, so should i be keeping an eyesocket out for your buddy, the taxman? you know, i know a bunch of people who would just be dying to meet you. well, that one's a bit depressing, but what can you do but laugh in the face of death, right? and hey, sorry again for being so rattled before, but you know, we're both missing a skeleton of cultural context here, so. and anyway, it's been pretty scythe talking to you so far. i hear death is cold, but you're a lot chiller than i expected. i appreciate that you don't mind a bit of good-natured ribbing.
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[He gives Death a totally shit-eating grin.]
you know normally, meeting you, i'd think i was pretty boned. i'd say it's not the first time i've faced death, but that seems a bit overwrought. boy, they say there's only two things certain in life, so should i be keeping an eyesocket out for your buddy, the taxman? you know, i know a bunch of people who would just be dying to meet you. well, that one's a bit depressing, but what can you do but laugh in the face of death, right? and hey, sorry again for being so rattled before, but you know, we're both missing a skeleton of cultural context here, so. and anyway, it's been pretty scythe talking to you so far. i hear death is cold, but you're a lot chiller than i expected. i appreciate that you don't mind a bit of good-natured ribbing.
[He's beaming by the time he's finished.]