You came all this way and you're spending so long waiting... just to say hi.
[They sigh, shake their head.]
Listen. Dipper, listen. I get where you're coming from, but you need a nudge in the right direction, or she's never going to clue in to your feelings. Trust me here; I'm an expert in romance.
[Their credentials amount to "thinks dating is icky and would rather remove their own skin than kiss another human being," but Frisk gets little puppy crushes on people sometimes. So that counts, right?]
What you need is a bold, decisive gesture. One that will make it clear exactly what Wendy has to gain by giving a fingerling potato like you the time of day.
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[They sigh, shake their head.]
Listen. Dipper, listen. I get where you're coming from, but you need a nudge in the right direction, or she's never going to clue in to your feelings. Trust me here; I'm an expert in romance.
[Their credentials amount to "thinks dating is icky and would rather remove their own skin than kiss another human being," but Frisk gets little puppy crushes on people sometimes. So that counts, right?]
What you need is a bold, decisive gesture. One that will make it clear exactly what Wendy has to gain by giving a fingerling potato like you the time of day.