He fixes her with an affronted look. "Not with her just flopped across it like that. It's freakin' cold. They're both in a bind. Nut up and each take half the door. It'd take 'em both longer to freeze if it's just their legs in the water, and they'd probably make it out alive in the end."

Or they might lose their legs. Nothing says romance like becoming double amputees together.