Seth might argue it, but he definitely didn't disagree. People in those movies are too fucking stupid to survive. Which was good, since most didn't.

"I never got the running past the kitchen full of handy weapons," he admitted. "Trust me, when the horror movie happens to you? You use every weapon you can."

Because horror movies weren't as funny when you'd faced down blood thirsty vampires, but that didn't mean he wouldn't make jokes about it.

"Exactly. When it's a guarantee, at least from most of what I've been told, let them sweat it out." He paused, considering that. "Wait, do you remember the deaths and all? Because seriously, someone actually puts a bullet in me and I can remember it when I come back? Yeah, that's going to be ugly."