Oh jeez, that's almost embarrassing. "You know, I always kind of wondered if aliens were dicking around on Earth before humans figured out FTL travel. Whole species must've looked like a bunch of jackasses." Not that they aren't now, but that's besides the point.

"We don't make much of a better impression in the galactic community, if you want a snapshot into your future. Most of us are just grade-A assholes." Now she's wondering if her universe has genetically enhanced raccoons. Damn, she's gotta start making a list for when she gets home.