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entrancelogs2017-03-10 09:07 pm
punful) wrote in entrancelogs2017-03-10 09:07 pm
are there dogs inside? [OPEN]
Who: Sans and YOU
Where: The True Lab and Rick's Lab
When: Throughout the event
Rating: PG - PG-13, will adjust as needed
Summary: A tiny skeleton walks into a lab. What happens next will warm your heart!
The Story:
A: The Beds - it's easier to bury your head in the sand
So, yanno, this is fine. It's only the third time Wonderland is decided, hey, let's make Sans even smaller than he already is, so at this point he's almost used to it. He even got to keep his memories this time, so that's a plus.
The downside is basically everything else. Not only is he smaller, he's also weaker, and it's not like Sans was ever a particularly strong monster. He's got no magic and no real way to defend himself short of running away, and while the Amalgamates are theoretically harmless, it's awfully easy for one of their weird attacks to knock out that 1 HP.
So Sans did what he does best--he went to sleep and tried to ignore everything.
He's been hiding under one of the beds in the lab's central area, napping on and off for the past few hours, occasionally poking his head out to see if anyone is nearby. Or if any of the Amalgamates are coming to eat him. It's awfully easy to sink into the nonsensical "they're definitely going to eat me" mindset at this age.
B: Puzzles - just another set of ideas
Once that weird old man's post goes up, it becomes apparent what this is all gonna be about. Avoid danger, solve some puzzles, find the macguffin and save your life. It's annoying, but Sans figures this is just about the best scenario that could have possibly happened, given the content of these events. Things could be a hell of a lot worse, and that's given the fact that he's like two feet tall and has occasional bouts of shakiness.
Monsters are pretty good at puzzles, though, and jigsaw puzzles are easier than switch or block puzzles. They're just more time consuming. It doesn't help that he's constantly distracted by watching for Amalgamates, or the weird sensation of being here doing a puzzle and also being somewhere else, slowly dying in a vat.
Still, he's doing his best, and he's generally happy to help anyone else with the puzzles. Collab, bro?
C: Keys - i've got nostalgia running through me and i don't like it
Time to find those keys or whatever. The hallways are more dangerous than the room with all the beds, though, and Sans doesn't know his way around. This is the most he's ever seen of the lab. He's not even sure how accurate the layout is.
No choice, though. He can feel time slowly running out. Gotta find those keys and find his real body, and that means braving the hallways and creepy fogged over rooms. You'd think Alphys had installed smoke machines down here or something.
Hopefully an Amalgamate doesn't show up, right?
D: Bad Memory - and now it follows me every day
Something's been following Sans for a little while now. Something bad. Every time he looks behind him to try and see it, it disappears.
Occasionally his phone rings, but Sans knows better than to answer it. He never met this one, but...call it instinct. A looming sense of dread. By now he's visibly nervous. He's had enough of bad memories lately, and he'd really rather avoid this one.
E: The Vats - i relive it, i relive it
He's made it to the lower lab, and now it's just a matter of finding his body. He's worn out and disheveled and just generally very ready to be done with all this bullshit. There's a lot of vats down here, though, so finding the one with the skeleton in it might take a bit. He's probably also going to need help with that whole "transferring consciousness" thing.
Where: The True Lab and Rick's Lab
When: Throughout the event
Rating: PG - PG-13, will adjust as needed
Summary: A tiny skeleton walks into a lab. What happens next will warm your heart!
The Story:
A: The Beds - it's easier to bury your head in the sand
So, yanno, this is fine. It's only the third time Wonderland is decided, hey, let's make Sans even smaller than he already is, so at this point he's almost used to it. He even got to keep his memories this time, so that's a plus.
The downside is basically everything else. Not only is he smaller, he's also weaker, and it's not like Sans was ever a particularly strong monster. He's got no magic and no real way to defend himself short of running away, and while the Amalgamates are theoretically harmless, it's awfully easy for one of their weird attacks to knock out that 1 HP.
So Sans did what he does best--he went to sleep and tried to ignore everything.
He's been hiding under one of the beds in the lab's central area, napping on and off for the past few hours, occasionally poking his head out to see if anyone is nearby. Or if any of the Amalgamates are coming to eat him. It's awfully easy to sink into the nonsensical "they're definitely going to eat me" mindset at this age.
B: Puzzles - just another set of ideas
Once that weird old man's post goes up, it becomes apparent what this is all gonna be about. Avoid danger, solve some puzzles, find the macguffin and save your life. It's annoying, but Sans figures this is just about the best scenario that could have possibly happened, given the content of these events. Things could be a hell of a lot worse, and that's given the fact that he's like two feet tall and has occasional bouts of shakiness.
Monsters are pretty good at puzzles, though, and jigsaw puzzles are easier than switch or block puzzles. They're just more time consuming. It doesn't help that he's constantly distracted by watching for Amalgamates, or the weird sensation of being here doing a puzzle and also being somewhere else, slowly dying in a vat.
Still, he's doing his best, and he's generally happy to help anyone else with the puzzles. Collab, bro?
C: Keys - i've got nostalgia running through me and i don't like it
Time to find those keys or whatever. The hallways are more dangerous than the room with all the beds, though, and Sans doesn't know his way around. This is the most he's ever seen of the lab. He's not even sure how accurate the layout is.
No choice, though. He can feel time slowly running out. Gotta find those keys and find his real body, and that means braving the hallways and creepy fogged over rooms. You'd think Alphys had installed smoke machines down here or something.
Hopefully an Amalgamate doesn't show up, right?
D: Bad Memory - and now it follows me every day
Something's been following Sans for a little while now. Something bad. Every time he looks behind him to try and see it, it disappears.
Occasionally his phone rings, but Sans knows better than to answer it. He never met this one, but...call it instinct. A looming sense of dread. By now he's visibly nervous. He's had enough of bad memories lately, and he'd really rather avoid this one.
E: The Vats - i relive it, i relive it
He's made it to the lower lab, and now it's just a matter of finding his body. He's worn out and disheveled and just generally very ready to be done with all this bullshit. There's a lot of vats down here, though, so finding the one with the skeleton in it might take a bit. He's probably also going to need help with that whole "transferring consciousness" thing.
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[He decides to just go ahead and take it as one, because why not.]
yeah, it feels really weird. you sorta get used to it after awhile, but then you get outta the water and it all comes pouring out and it's like, ewww. no thanks.
[Reasons why he sticks to showers.]
[The image of whacking his ribs like a musical instrument is so ridiculous that he just starts laughing.]
oh my god, hee hee, don't you mean a xylobone? hee hee! but no, i mean, i think they'd all just make the same sound. it'd be a pretty boring instrument in real life.
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[He grins and shoves his hand into his pocket, finding it easier to be entertained now he was a lot more relaxed. And this dude wasn't dissing his sweet suspenders.]
Xylobone? Heh. I like it. [This dude should hang with Snart more. They could just make puns all day.] That ain't as fun as cartoons but I guess it makes a lot of sense. There are few bonuses to being a skeleton, always kind of thought that'd be one of them.
[Wait, was he being rude? He didn't mean that in a bad way.]
Like, I dunno, never been a skeleton but it's gotta have draw backs.
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[Sans has relaxed completely at this point, really enjoying this conversation. The guy's less of a hothead than he kind of expected.]
it's a good one, right? but personally, i prefer the trombone. hee hee!
[One of his favorite jokes right there.]
but yeah. we can do some of that cartoony stuff, but not much. like, we can't detach bones either, which sucks, cause there's so many jokes i'd make if i could.
[If the comment was rude, Sans didn't even notice.]
well, there's some drawbacks, yeah. but there's a lot of bonuses, too. it kind of evens out. like...humans have all these insides, and i don't get that. i don't even know how you guys put up with all the stuff in there. it just seems like it'd feel really weird. but um, that's the thing, right? whatever you are, you're used to it, so it's not weird to you, even if it's weird to someone else.
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[No. No, Mick does not like anime. He is mostly baffled by what little exposure he had.]
Heh. Good one.
[You're too funny, bonesy.]
We're kinda softer, I guess. All fleshy with organs that burst and split and gush. It ain't pretty. I'm not saying I want to be a load of walking bones, I'd just my squishy organs any day. It's whatever you're used to. [He pauses and frowns a little.] If you got no muscle, are you like weak as hell or what?
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haha, oh wow, i mean, that's like. some of it. some of it's actually pretty good, though.
[Some of it's nice and relaxing nonsense.]
[Mick describes what can actually happen to humans and he winces a little. Yeah, uh. He knows about some of that from firsthand experience. Didn't really want the reminder. He rubs at his arm.]
yeah...humans are weird. but you're right, yeah. it's whatever you're used to.
[He snorts.]
i mean, i definitely don't work out. no muscle tone, hee hee. but i do okay.