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entrancelogs2018-08-05 01:04 am
punful) wrote in entrancelogs2018-08-05 01:04 am
[OPEN | PARTY POST] i thought only fish have schools
Who: Sans and YOU
Where: Sans's classroom and the teacher's lounge
When: 8/3-8/6
Rating: PG
Summary: Sans is a whip-poor-will and the laziest teacher at St. Pigeonations. At least he gives good grades.
The Story:
Teacher's Lounge
The teacher's lounge is pretty quality as teacher's lounges go. On lunch break? Need some time away from the students? This is probably the only quiet place in the whole school, and there's probably always some choice gossip at the water cooler. And the coffee here is way better than the canned stuff you can get at the student shop.
Sans spends more time in the teacher's lounge than he probably should. Usually he's just sleeping in between classes or avoiding doing actual work. He's got a reputation for sleeping a lot during the day, but can you blame him? His species is nocturnal after all. Maybe it's forgivable, though, since he is the guy who keeps the coffee pot constantly refreshed.
Feel free to find Sans here, asleep or not--or ignore him completely and just do teachery things amongst yourselves.
Physics Classroom
Sans-Sensei, or whatever, walks in probably a few minutes late.
"Okay class, today's a movie day. Gonna watch episode three of Cosmos and then discuss it or something, how's that sound?"
He queues up the episode pretty much before anyone can comment, turns the lights off and lets it play. He then settles at his desk and appears to go to sleep.
Feel free to talk over the episode, attempt to have an actual discussion with someone about physics, or try to wake up Sans and get him to actually do his job. You can also try to ask him about those odd rumors about how he was once a respected scientist working on something important and secret for the bird government. Or you can just cut class.
[ooc: threadjacking encouraged]
Where: Sans's classroom and the teacher's lounge
When: 8/3-8/6
Rating: PG
Summary: Sans is a whip-poor-will and the laziest teacher at St. Pigeonations. At least he gives good grades.
The Story:
Teacher's Lounge
The teacher's lounge is pretty quality as teacher's lounges go. On lunch break? Need some time away from the students? This is probably the only quiet place in the whole school, and there's probably always some choice gossip at the water cooler. And the coffee here is way better than the canned stuff you can get at the student shop.
Sans spends more time in the teacher's lounge than he probably should. Usually he's just sleeping in between classes or avoiding doing actual work. He's got a reputation for sleeping a lot during the day, but can you blame him? His species is nocturnal after all. Maybe it's forgivable, though, since he is the guy who keeps the coffee pot constantly refreshed.
Feel free to find Sans here, asleep or not--or ignore him completely and just do teachery things amongst yourselves.
Physics Classroom
Sans-Sensei, or whatever, walks in probably a few minutes late.
"Okay class, today's a movie day. Gonna watch episode three of Cosmos and then discuss it or something, how's that sound?"
He queues up the episode pretty much before anyone can comment, turns the lights off and lets it play. He then settles at his desk and appears to go to sleep.
Feel free to talk over the episode, attempt to have an actual discussion with someone about physics, or try to wake up Sans and get him to actually do his job. You can also try to ask him about those odd rumors about how he was once a respected scientist working on something important and secret for the bird government. Or you can just cut class.
[ooc: threadjacking encouraged]
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[Someone in the back of the class yells BOOO and throws a balled up piece of paper at her.]
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[No one! Absolutely no one!]
Is physics the thing you want to learn about, or do you just want a good grade?
[90% of the time it's about grades. No one's really all that interested in physics. Birds are too small to work particle accelerators.]
[...Maybe they should build smaller particle accelerators.]
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[More papers hit her. She starts throwing them back.] I want a good grade that I've earned, so I can build smaller particle accelerators!
[Oh look, it comes back around.] Have you ever actually seen one? They're so... huge!
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[He actually is legit willing to teach kids who genuinely want to learn. One-on-one stuff like that is a lot less effort than trying to corral about twenty birds, most of whom would rather sleep through class or watch movies.]
I have, actually. I visited CERN once after the humans abandoned it.
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[She seems pleased with that and is about to sit down again, but the last bit causes her to shoot back up in a flutter of green parakeet wings.] You have?! Why aren't you telling us about it? Why aren't you telling us about it right now?
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Aw man, CERN is so cool. The LHC is huge. Pictures don't do it justice. It was hard enough figuring out how to make it so a bird could work all the human-sized controls. I knew some guys who flew right on down the tunnel. I thought about it but, yanno--exercise.
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[And to prove that in her excitement, she completely tips off the edge of her desk and falls to the floor in a bundle of feathers before righting herself again. The class erupts in snickers. She ignores them. The only people in the room are her and The Keeper of the Physics.]
It's my dream to learn everything I can about the things humans used that we can't, so we can better understand them.
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[She seems like the type to fly in there when the thing is turned on, just to see what happens.]
[He watches her totally eat shit but at least he doesn't laugh. He's about to ask if she's okay when she picks herself back up.]
That's a real good dream. Humans left so many questions unanswered...and for better or worse, it's gonna be up to us to answer them all.
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[Is Peridot trying to make a Dead Poets Society moment happen here??] And if Sans-sensei can find the motivation, he could lead us into that future!
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Also birds can't headdesk very well, so Peridot just slumps in her chair and looks miserable.]
Fine. Let's just watch the stupid movie, and try not to think of the miserable future we're all going to be ill-prepared for.
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[Now she's trying to lighten the mood by pretending to be a joker, but... she still gets pelted with paper. Bad joke, Peridot. Stick to the status quo.]
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[Unlike birds. Or alien birds. Not that she's an alien bird.]
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