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entrancelogs2018-08-05 01:04 am
punful) wrote in entrancelogs2018-08-05 01:04 am
[OPEN | PARTY POST] i thought only fish have schools
Who: Sans and YOU
Where: Sans's classroom and the teacher's lounge
When: 8/3-8/6
Rating: PG
Summary: Sans is a whip-poor-will and the laziest teacher at St. Pigeonations. At least he gives good grades.
The Story:
Teacher's Lounge
The teacher's lounge is pretty quality as teacher's lounges go. On lunch break? Need some time away from the students? This is probably the only quiet place in the whole school, and there's probably always some choice gossip at the water cooler. And the coffee here is way better than the canned stuff you can get at the student shop.
Sans spends more time in the teacher's lounge than he probably should. Usually he's just sleeping in between classes or avoiding doing actual work. He's got a reputation for sleeping a lot during the day, but can you blame him? His species is nocturnal after all. Maybe it's forgivable, though, since he is the guy who keeps the coffee pot constantly refreshed.
Feel free to find Sans here, asleep or not--or ignore him completely and just do teachery things amongst yourselves.
Physics Classroom
Sans-Sensei, or whatever, walks in probably a few minutes late.
"Okay class, today's a movie day. Gonna watch episode three of Cosmos and then discuss it or something, how's that sound?"
He queues up the episode pretty much before anyone can comment, turns the lights off and lets it play. He then settles at his desk and appears to go to sleep.
Feel free to talk over the episode, attempt to have an actual discussion with someone about physics, or try to wake up Sans and get him to actually do his job. You can also try to ask him about those odd rumors about how he was once a respected scientist working on something important and secret for the bird government. Or you can just cut class.
[ooc: threadjacking encouraged]
Where: Sans's classroom and the teacher's lounge
When: 8/3-8/6
Rating: PG
Summary: Sans is a whip-poor-will and the laziest teacher at St. Pigeonations. At least he gives good grades.
The Story:
Teacher's Lounge
The teacher's lounge is pretty quality as teacher's lounges go. On lunch break? Need some time away from the students? This is probably the only quiet place in the whole school, and there's probably always some choice gossip at the water cooler. And the coffee here is way better than the canned stuff you can get at the student shop.
Sans spends more time in the teacher's lounge than he probably should. Usually he's just sleeping in between classes or avoiding doing actual work. He's got a reputation for sleeping a lot during the day, but can you blame him? His species is nocturnal after all. Maybe it's forgivable, though, since he is the guy who keeps the coffee pot constantly refreshed.
Feel free to find Sans here, asleep or not--or ignore him completely and just do teachery things amongst yourselves.
Physics Classroom
Sans-Sensei, or whatever, walks in probably a few minutes late.
"Okay class, today's a movie day. Gonna watch episode three of Cosmos and then discuss it or something, how's that sound?"
He queues up the episode pretty much before anyone can comment, turns the lights off and lets it play. He then settles at his desk and appears to go to sleep.
Feel free to talk over the episode, attempt to have an actual discussion with someone about physics, or try to wake up Sans and get him to actually do his job. You can also try to ask him about those odd rumors about how he was once a respected scientist working on something important and secret for the bird government. Or you can just cut class.
[ooc: threadjacking encouraged]
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[He kinda doesn't wanna get yelled at for tardiness, if he's honest. Honest - that's a funny one. Or it would be, if he were at all predisposed to make jokes.]
I just - uh, don't want her to get mad.
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Nah, it's fine. And I'll talk to her. She's strict, but she's not unreasonable. Everyone gets a free pass on their first day as far as I'm concerned.
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You'd talk to her for me? [He wasn't expecting that, and it shows.]
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[He lowers his voice a bit.]
Look, you just seem a bit stressed, yeah? So it's totally okay if you wanna camp out in here for awhile. No big. Carl Sagan's a relaxing guy, for a human.
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...thanks. [It's not very responsible of him, but you know what? It's already been A Day. He doesn't need it getting worse.]
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[Logically, he should feel guilty about this. Intentionally misleading a teacher into fighting his battles for him. He'll probably have to deal with this later, all things considered, but for now?]
[For now, he's gonna take that empty seat and listen to Carl Sagan. Whoever that is.]